Technoblade Fics
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“What got you out here so late, is your pack okay?” Even if it was mildly annoying he woke up so late Phil couldn’t stop the concern from bleeding into his voice. “Tubbo? Ranboo?” This wouldn’t be the first time Schlatt had asked them to help heal his sick pups and packmates.
“Everyone's fine.” Schlatt visibly winced, almost flinching away from his own words. “From my pack at least.” Even as he sat down on the steps alongside Phil it was clear Schlatt was exhausted. His shoulders hung heavily and the bags under his eyes dark. “The coven on the north side of my lands. They have been known to be hostile in the past. Young coven, fresh blood, feels like they have something to prove.”
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“I met up with them in hopes of coming to a compromise. Phil, they have a familiar.” Schlatt sniffed, rubbing his eyes while glancing away. Trying to hide his tears with little success. “I can’t help them, I have 0 jurisdiction.”
“Why would they need help?”
Or; Techno is a familiar in a nearby coven. He has been beaten and drained of his magic. What will Phil and Kristin do when Schlatt notifies them?
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2023
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The blood god. A man greatly valued by the pits. An easy topic of gossip and rumors. Not only was he good– great even– he was also the star of the arena. Everyone betting on his eventual downfall to get easy money, the nether trained combat entertaining to watch by the spectators who were used to watching the same moves and training.
Piglins are bloodthirsty.
Inhuman.
Monster.
I heard if you look into his blood-red eyes you’ll die on the spot.
Ever since Techno was brought here, a cowering child, the ringmaster saw his worth. A piglin brute hybrid, a bloodthirsty monster who would thrive off of bloodshed.
or; Techno is a fighter in an illegal fighting ring. Phil, Kristin, Wilbur, and Tommy become his saviors
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- Part 1 of Whumptober 2023
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Tommy was the first one to notice, his careful childlike curiosity getting the best of him as he hesitantly pointed out the blistering rash on Techno’s palms. The young blond easily took the excuse that Techno accidentally grabbed some poison ivy when he was harvesting flowers. Techno knew Wilbur wouldn’t believe that excuse, Phil would immediately catch on to what was happening.
Poison ivy, a common irritant, was useless against Techno’s skin. Growing up bounding through fields and meadows riddled with it proved that. A fae’s flesh is uniquely built against poison ivy and poison oak among a variety of other plants.
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Techno tried to hide his allergy to iron, Phil knows a thing or two about fae though.Series
- Part 14 of Whumptober 2023
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Netherrack & Clear Blue Skies by Chainlocker
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 May 2022
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Technoblade has been alone for a long time, even before his magic backfired on him and turned him into a beast. He was never expecting to see the formation of a new, unbroken portal, much less the creature that stepped out of it.
Phil has been around for a while, moving from world to world, building things that most people would only ever dream of. He wasn't expecting to come face to face with a pink-haired hoglin on his first trip to the nether in his newest world.
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Aka, Techno is cursed to become a hoglin, and Phil is confused as to why this thing isn't trying to kill him. An odd friendship ensues.
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- Part 6 of Orion's mcyt fics
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Under a Crow's Wing by CampanullaFae
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Origins SMP
19 Feb 2022
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Technoblade has always been an outcast amongst his own.
But that's about to change: if he manages to kill one of the Monsters attacking his village, no one will be able to doubt his value or loyalty any longer. Only, he didn't expect it to look so... Human.Meanwhile, Philza wonders if all Humans treat their chicks so poorly, or if this one is an exception. (And also what he can do about it.)
Vaguely inspired by How to Train your Dragon (but I made most of the humans evil) and by “Casserole :D” ’s wonderful animations on Youtube
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- Part 3 of CampanullaFae's English mcyt fics
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Techno had been taken nearly a week ago, and Phil finally managed to catch someone important enough to trade him for.
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- Part 20 of SBI Whumptober 2022
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simping on main by Anonymous
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Feb 2022
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SAPNAP SUPER SECRET ACCOUNT @sapnapprivate • 25m
hey google, how do i stop my best friend from screaming about his new celebrity crush?
💬 2k 🔄 1.1k ❤️ 40.8kaka; technoblade and wilbur soot are two rising actors with their starring roles in a new marvel show, dream is a Big Simp, somehow tommy knew wilbur before all of this and dsmptwt just watches as the internet breaks because a pink haired assassin and green blob are not-so-inconspicuously pining over each other through twitter posts.