11 Works in Because I'm a Slut for Good Omens Human AUs
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Please Stay by curiouswriterkr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2024
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Did the angel just insinuate-? Crowley grinned at him. Might as well take the invitation. “Well, I’d love to hear it one day over a glass of wine, then,” the gamble worked because Aziraphale beamed and wiggled. His lips parted and his eyes focused on Crowley’s sunglasses.
“That would be delightful, Crowley,” his name rolled off Aziraphale’s tongue like it was a delicious chocolate raspberry truffle.In short, Crowley moves in next door to Aziraphale and sparks fly. And then so much miscommunication begins to happen and assumptions are made and things get very rocky indeed.
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It had seemed like such a good idea. Running away to a remote, virtually uninhabited wild island, do some research for his latest paper, forget all about his nagging family, his coercive boss, the absolute mess he'd made of his life back in Soho... for five months, Aziraphale could just focus on work, get used to being lonely, and accept that love was not meant for someone like him.
That had been the plan, anyway.
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Let's Make a Night by curiouswriterkr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jun 2024
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Once Duke Anthony J Crowley decided it was time for him to marry, the process had gone quickly and smoothly. He credited his great aunt Shax for that. She kept an ear to the gossipy ground and her finger on the pulse of London’s society. She knew the back stories and family histories of all the young ladies and gentlemen who debuted each season. By the time Crowley had arrived in London and attended a ball, his great aunt had narrowed down the list of candidates to precisely one man.
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This is Where I Belong by curiouswriterkr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 May 2024
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Drawing and painting had come easily to Crowley since he was a child. He’d received a full scholarship to the Royal College of Art and achieved much commercial success. But that was before the bottom had fallen out from under his life.
It’s how he’d found himself in Aziraphale’s studio wrestling with clay. Pottery was an infuriating beast compared to a blank piece of cold pressed watercolour paper. He never would have chosen pottery as an art medium for himself, but his ex-fiancée had gently coaxed him back towards some form of creativity to help him free himself. After he’d given up his art entirely, she had been the one who hadn’t given up on him.
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Going Somewhere Slowly by curiouswriterkr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Apr 2024
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Our bois are in Uni and meet in their last year. Aziraphale has sworn off dating and drinking for reasons, and of course, Crowley wants more. Of course, so does Aziraphale. It's a slice of life story.
~~“Aziraphale, tomorrow at the pub, could I buy you a drink?” Crowley asked him, eyes earnest and hopeful. “I’m not your student anymore-”
“Crowley, your invitation is so very kind and I must decline. You see, I don’t drink and I don’t date,” Aziraphale tipped his chin up a fraction of an inch and squared his shoulders.
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Crowley loves love. Or at least, as a wedding planner, that's what he tells his clients. It's not a lie, exactly, but it's hard to get too excited about something that ultimately led to the darkest time of your life. But he was better now, truly. Business was booming, and he could--usually--enjoy making people's special day even more special, helping them plan the perfect ceremony. That is, of course, until the ex that shattered his heart into a million pieces comes back into his life. As one of his clients. He's marrying the biggest asshole Crowley's ever met. Will his ill-mended heart survive this experience? Will he get through this wedding without punching someone or having to bury a body? Or should he just close up shop now and run away, far far away... or is his pain worth it, to spend a little more time helping the man he still loves.
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The Shared Desk Dilemma by MissUnderstoodLyrics
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Feb 2024
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In the hallowed halls of Eden University, professors Aziraphale Eastgate and Anthony Crowley share a desk but have nothing else in common—except for their knack for outwitting each other with escalating pranks that have the entire faculty taking sides. When the university president, in a desperate bid to restore peace, mandates a team-building retreat, the adversaries find themselves reluctantly sharing a room, and sparks fly.
Crowley can't stand the pompous, irksome Dr. Eastgate, and the feeling appears to be mutual, yet they can't seem to keep their hands off each other.A Good Omens Human AU
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The Way You Make Me Feel by curiouswriterkr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Feb 2024
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‘Here’s hoping he’s an arsehole, at least,’ thought Crowley. It would make this whole experience of Aziraphale Fell following him around the mountain a lot easier.
It turned out, of course, he wasn’t an arsehole. He was the kindest soul Crowley had ever had the misfortune of meeting. And they were working together for the rest of the ski season.
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Till I Saw You by curiouswriterkr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Dec 2023
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Crowley is a burned out chef recovering from adrenal fatigue in Tadfield. Aziraphale, a gifted musician with a big, soft heart, happens to be performing one evening at an open mic. Their eyes collide and inevitably, so do their lives, helping each other step into healing, truth and more joy.
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- Part 1 of Till I Saw You
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Love's Alibi by MissUnderstoodLyrics
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Dec 2023
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"Gay men cannot be friends. The sex part always gets in the way," Crowley had asserted.
“I guess we aren't going to be friends, then,” was Aziraphale's response.******************
10 years later“When we first met,” said Aziraphale. “I didn't really like you.”
“I didn't like you, either. I thought you were too uptight.”
“I thought you were obnoxious.”
“I was obnoxious,” said Crowley.
“Well, I was uptight,” said Aziraphale.
They both laughed, and walked in comfortable silence for a minute.
“For whatever it's worth, Crowley,” said Aziraphale, “I don't think you're too much. You're a lot, for sure. But not too much.”
“Thanks, Aziraphale,” said Crowley.
“Would you… would you like to have dinner again some time?” asked Aziraphale.
“Are we… becoming friends?”
Aziraphale pondered this for a minute as they walked.
“I guess… yeah, I guess we could.”
“Cool,” said Crowley. “You'll be the first gay friend I haven't wanted to sleep with.”OR When Harry Met Sally, but with our favorite duo and smut!
A Good Omens Human AU
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Under Pressure by Bookwormgal for karuvapatta, obaewankenope (rexthranduil), CloseToSomethingReal
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Nov 2021
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After receiving a phone call from the last person that he wanted to hear from again, Crowley was handed a basket with Lucifer's son and told to deal with it.
Eleven years later, the neighborhood that he and Ezra Fell called home was being besieged on two sides.
Lucifer Morningstar was campaigning to both retain his seat as a Minister of Parliament and to claim the role of Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government. Which would allow him and his associates to transform the neighborhood into a den of iniquity, filled with strip clubs, bars, and adult theaters under the guise of "improving the economy of the community."
Those supporting the current Communities Secretary, Ms. Lord, intended to gentrify the neighborhood. Which would involve driving out the community that already lived there in order to bring in the types of crowds and businesses that people like Gabriel Messenger approved of more.
No one in the community of Eden wanted either of those outcomes. But stopping both sides won't be easy. Not when some of those in power have few reservations about crossing the line to achieve their goals. How could a bookseller and a florist be expected to pull it off on their own?