6 Works in Surprise! It’s Trauma!

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    Eight years ago Tony Stark tracked down Peter Parker to come to Germany.

    Eight years, a fight with The Avengers and a personal battle with a man that went by Vulture passed.

    Peter Parker had put a lot of thought into his decision and left Tony Stark behind. Who wanted to be involved with someone who blackmailed him into a battle he was unprepared for and then wanted to control every task he got involved with.

    A collapsed building would never leave Peter's mind.

    Eight years and Tony hasn't given up the pursuit to reunite with him.

    Peter has no interest is reconnecting.

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    "It's D, Peter. We talked about this."

    “No it’s not, Ned. Because if it were D then I would be wrong and that would put me at a 65% already on this practice exam and we haven’t even gotten through it all. I can’t fail another history exam, Ned! This last one is worth 60% of our grade! If I fail this final then I’ll fail the class and if I fail the class then I’ll be kicked out of school-”

    “You’re top of our year, Peter.” You can almost hear Ned’s eye roll as he talks over Peter.

    “- and if I’m kicked out of school then I’ll be forced to live on the streets exchanging sexual favors for money and I can’t do that, Ned! I wouldn’t even know what to charge- I mean, what’s the street value of a blow job, Ned? Do you know? Because I sure as shit don’t.” At this point Ned is outright giggling over Peter’s theatrics.

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    Or in which Peter uses FRIDAY's system to have a conversation with Ned about AP History while he's sneaking into his super secret snack stash in the kitchen.

    Or in which Peter's spidey senses betray him in the most embarrassing of ways.

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    Teen for swearing.

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    Scott looks amused and a little confused. He’d stumbled into the scene not much earlier. His eyes dart between the billionaire and the others as he blindly lathers his pop-tart with peanut butter. Sam stands off to the side with his phone pulled out and aimed at Steve, whom he’s been roasting for the last several minutes while they all “teach” Peter how to unclasp a bra.

    And Peter - poor, precious Peter Parker - sits with his elbows resting atop the table, hands fisted in his hair. He wears an expression of utter pain and humiliation. When he spots his mentor turn the corner he releases his hair and lets the full weight of his head drop to the table with a groan. Tony catches what he thinks is a muttered please, let me die in peace and by the way Wanda pats the back of Peter’s head sympathetically, lips quirked into an amused grin, Tony suspects he’s not too far off the mark.

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    The one in which Tony overhears Peter telling his roommate that the MIT hoodie he's wearing is his dads.
    The one in which Peter never plans to call Tony 'dad' to his face but the universe has other plans.

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    When Pepper Potts decides the Avengers need a little good publicity, a friendly game of Family Feud (Avenger's style) seems like the perfect idea. What could possibly go wrong?

    The answer: A lot. A lot could go wrong.

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    Peter had only been in the gig of being Spider-Man for less than two years. He avoided the Avengers and other heroes like the plague, knowing that if they knew who he was and how old he was that they'd stop him from helping people.

    Now Spider-Man is entangled in assumptions of character, and the fear that he is a vigilante that could go rogue and power-hungry, the Avengers are tasked at stopping him before he 'goes too far'.

    This is a story about how Spider-Man and the Avengers finally meet -

    - and how Peter might get more than he would ever ask for.

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