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    When Natasha had asked Clint to house-sit for her while she was out of the country for six weeks, she had given him a very specific and very concise list of rules to follow:

    Feed Liho at 6am and 6pm. 
    Feed the fish at 6am and 6pm.
    Feed yourself at least two meals a day. Coffee is not a meal.
    Change the litter machine every four days.
    Pick up the mail every day. Delivers at 3:37 except Saturday at 11:18.
    Do NOT talk to 2B/ Alice Lucello. Do NOT carry her groceries. Do NOT go into her apartment.
    Do NOT call the super to fix anything. Fix it yourself or call me. Do NOT let him into the apartment.
    Do NOT use the stove.
    Do NOT fuck 4C.

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    “To Buck,” Steve said, wide grin splitting his face, happiness blinding, “smartest asshole I ever met.”

    “Amen to that,” Sam agreed. Bucky tried to glare at him, but Sam just smirked back and clinked their shot glasses together.

    They downed the shot - why the fuck were they drinking Fireball? - and slammed their glasses back down on the bar.

    “I think…” Bucky looked at the pyramid. Now six layers, and who- How- What? “I think I’m done for the night.”

    “What?” Steve was scandalized, grabbing Bucky’s t-shirt and hauling him close. “No! Buck- Buck, it’s not midnight yet!”

    Bucky rolled his eyes and gave Sam a pleading look. Sam just smirked at him. Fucking Sam Wilson.

    He put his hands over Steve’s and tried to ease him off. Steve just clung tighter.

    “You gotta- C’mon, Buck. Wet T-shirt contest.”

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