Murderous Ghost
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“Jeez, we travelled a bit!” Ed says, his eyes comically wide. “Guess we’re going to miss the honeymoon, sweetheart.”
Sweetheart, Stede thinks.
“Honeymoon?” the Viscount pipes.
Or, the one where Stede and Ed conduct a fuckery, only to have the fuckery turned on them.
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Ed's tattoos have stories to tell.
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“Now, close your eyes. Try not to think about anything.”
Stede wonders what kind of game this is, exactly. Ed’s skin is warm as ever under his hand and it’s silly, but he fancies he can feel the small crosses and pin-prick stars as warmer still, heating up against his palm.
The pulse in Ed’s thumb beats in time with the pulse in Stede’s wrist.
Ed starts to hum. It’s a low rumble, gently swooping between deep tones; the design under Stede’s hand gets hotter and hotter. It feels red and sharp. Stede feels the vibration of Ed’s humming inside him as though it’s coming from his own chest.
Stede’s eyes are closed but he sees—feels—knows the room around him is receding. The walls are rushing away. The gentle rocking isn’t the Revenge riding the ocean swell, but their bed floating amongst waves. He can smell a sharp sting of salt and feel a biting wind on his cheeks.
Ed speaks, but the humming doesn’t stop. “Can you see it?”
He can.
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Stede may be going through a bit of a midlife crisis after his breakup with Mary but they are working through it together by opening up a feminist sex toy shop, Revenge, a safe space for queer, polyam, and trans locals. He needs a hobby of his own to get his mind off the store and the occasional annoying protester. He stumbles upon a quirky yarn store, Black Sheep, not too far from his new shop. He stops in to take up a new hobby, but learns more than he ever expected. In exchange for teaching Stede to knit, Ed asks Stede to teach him the ways of sex toys, as he's a bit rusty in that department and being newly single himself, he's looking to explore.
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Stede is divorced, rebuilding a life in the UK and working at Jim's non-profit community centre. His 6-month stay is running out and, well, turns out a fake marriage is an option to stay, because tropes are fun. Ed's got his own shit going on, you'll find out more in later chapters, but he thinks a sham marriage to this weird guy is probably going to at least be a bit of a laugh. Will update weekly.
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“No, no, absolutely not, Lucius, you didn’t tell me he looked like that!”
“I don’t know what you mean.”
“Lucius!” Stede hisses. “He’s gorgeous, we are not doing this!”
Lucius is saying something but Stede honestly has no idea what it is because blood is pounding in his ears and the pub has almost entirely emptied and this night has very much gotten away from him and the most stunningly beautiful man has just walked in. And Stede has had four glasses of horrible wine and god, all that leather, and Christ almighty, look at his hair. His hair.
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Self-Indulgence by WearerOfFineThings for piratesleeves, cannonbelle
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Dec 2022
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Stede Bonnet, while aware of the activities on his ship, has never really attempted them himself.
After hearing the crew discuss it, a whole new world of possibilities opens up to him. Even more so once a certain pirate captain spends some time aboard.
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For Ky and Morg, who wanted more masturbation and first time fics <3
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Edward Teach finds himself drawn into a new bar during an evening out alone, and sits down beside a handsome nerd named Stede Bonnet. Ed wears a cute AF skirt, Stede recites a poem, and the flirtation is absolutely excessive. They go home together, where Ed discovers that Stede has a kinky little secret. Boning obviously ensues.
Modern AU where Stede and Ed meet in an NYC-esque bar called the Revenge.
Bonus bi!Ed for you bisexual Ed truthers out there.
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a dinner between old friends
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emotionally vulnerable & slightly sexy tub times
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The Revenge spots a drifting, seemingly abandoned ship. Is it haunted, overrun by demons, or full of vampire-mermaids? Probably none of the above, Ed and Stede think, though some of the crew have different ideas. There does seem to be something wrong about that ship though. It warrants some investigation.
This is a ghost story/horror genre (not too scary) multi-chapter story set in the wonderful Co-Captains time before everything went to hell. This story is now complete.
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Ed cracks a most delightful grin and puts his hand on his heart. “Tell you what, if I die before you, promise I’ll come back and haunt the fuck outta you, mate.”
“That would be absolutely lovely. Thank you.”
Ed laughs again and Stede watches his face light up. His eyes are adjusting to the dark, and he can see the outline of Ed’s features again, and can catch the flash of white teeth. Stede could swear that when Ed tosses his head laughing, the faint light from the moon and stars flows like water through the silver in his hair.
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these furious passions, these chances by Ark for triedunture
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2019
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Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.
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my beloved has come home with the rains by lucifucker
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Jun 2022
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“What if I told you the Edward you loved died on that dock?” He asks, a frightened animal, biting, growling. “That Blackbeard’s all that’s left, now.”
“I’d say they’re one and the same and I love them both.” He can feel Stede’s tears dripping onto his skin and they burn like candle wax, like hot oil for all they pain him to feel. “Even if they hate me.”
"What if I sent you away?"
"I wouldn't go."