Kosmo’s Moist-est Blorbos
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Elijah Bates and Hobbs Cain get along pretty well on the bench. They're not great players, they don't have a rivalry, but they keep each other company during the games. But Elijah is pretty sure those barbed jokes are becoming less sincere and more affectionate, and it sure seems like they're making more and more excuses to talk to each other... It's a good thing nothing could happen to change that! Nothing Bad Ever Happens To The Moist Talkers!
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And The Moon Glows At Night Like It’s Supposed To by kosmosxipo
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
05 Jun 2023
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“You came back to life so fast that you couldn’t remember how to be a person. For a moment, for hours, you just lay on the ground, gasping for air like a fish on the floor of a trawler. When you finally get your bearings, you’re in a forest. It’s quiet, not in the way the void was quiet, the stifling feeling of nothing closing around your neck. It was just… peaceful.”
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Jasper Coven lands on a rock in the sky, in a place where everyone is looking for something.
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EUGENIA GARBAGE FINDS SOME CAT EARS IN A DUMPSTER AND DECIDES TO MAKE IT EVERYONE’S PROBLEM by kosmosxipo
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
11 Feb 2022
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Eugenia: I’m going to pretend those were on accident OH MY GOD A BOX OF CAT EARS
Eugenia: ohmygodohmygodohmygod
Eugenia: [hyperventilates]
Eugenia: I have to tell someone it feels like my entire brain is crying oh my god -
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Three stories about Blaseball, relationships, and what food does for those we care about