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the sacred art of deflowering a demon by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2024
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“You want to be healed more than you want to be hurt,” Aziraphale says knowingly, closing his fingers over the feather again and whisking it away from view. He turns his face to drop a kiss against the curve of Crowley’s bare shoulder and then another near his collarbone. “Oh, darling, it doesn’t have to hurt,” he whispers. “It never did.”
“But I want it to, you sentimental prat,” Crowley says, feeling wretched and exhilarated all at once. “Just a little bit. Because it’s you, Aziraphale. Please.”
“And you think I’m the sentimental one,” Aziraphale hums, nuzzling somewhere against Crowley’s throat even as the demon lets out a mild growl. “My sweet boy, you can have whatever you like. Anything your heart desires.”
“Then make it feel real,” Crowley manages to rasp, tugging the sash on Aziraphale’s dressing gown loose so one side falls open like the petal of some tartan lily. “And then make it better when it hurts.”
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beneath falling wisteria by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Jun 2022
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Crowley and Aziraphale have escaped the madness of Platinum Jubilee weekend in London by staying in the French countryside near Plateau de Valensole. They spend their Sunday afternoon picnicking together among the blooming lavender fields, until a sudden summer thunderstorm drives them to seek shelter.
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A thunderstorm knocks the power out in the South Downs, leaving Crowley and Aziraphale in the dark. With nothing else to distract them, they take the opportunity to revel in each other’s warmth by candlelight.
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- Part 3 of Made For You
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“How would I go about persuading you?”
The stranger tilted his head to the side, considering. “For starters, you’ll have to pay me.”
Aziraphale scoffed. “You can hardly charge me for directions.”
“I can do whatever I want, angel. I’m not the one who got lost, now, am I?”
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After fleeing a disastrous work event masked as his 50th birthday party and getting lost in a car he can’t seem to drive, Aziraphale Eastgate, CEO of Eastgate’s Booksellers Ltd., meets the mysterious Anthony, who offers to help... and not just with directions. Things escalate as they are wont to do.(Or, you guessed it, a Pretty Woman AU.)
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Mon Horrible Chéri by ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Nov 2023
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Apparently, Crowley could ruin his good mood. Crowley was just about the only thing that could ruin it.
“Right. So. You and I, is it?” Aziraphale confirmed, just to be clear.
“That’s right.”
“And how long is this trip, exactly?”
“One full week,” Crowley enunciated too clearly, stretching his lips around the words and sharply clacking his k. “Seven whole days.”
“Great,” Aziraphale breathed.
They both smiled, all teeth and no joy.(Human AU / Enemies to Lovers) • English Teacher Aziraphale gets roped into the sixth form Paris field trip, not realising his worst enemy Science Teacher Crowley is the accompanying chaperone. Are seven days of forced proximity really enough to undo a truly vitriolic relationship? Or, let's be real: How quickly does it take them to fall head over heels for each other?
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Search and Rescue by snae_b for marsch00
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Sep 2022
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“Mount Meeker. Small avalanche from the sound of it, R2, R3 maybe. But we’ve got two missing hikers, caught in the powder, so at least a D2 in terms of force. Bentley and I are out first. Adam, you’re on extraction gear, Pepper, you’re on medical. We don’t know what shape these folks are in.” He finally sets his gaze squarely on Aziraphale, his eyes flick to the lens of his camera and back up again. “Stay out of the way.”
Aziraphale packs his camera gear and heads to the Rocky Mountains to film with an elite search and rescue team. Turns out the terrain isn't his only challenge.
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No Food in the Library by anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Nov 2024
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“Excuse me, Sir — You can’t have that in here.”
The man who works the front desk at the Buckinghamshire Public Library looks like sin waiting to happen.
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Morning Glories by azirapapa
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Sep 2024
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Between gentle, lingering kisses, Aziraphale murmured, "When do you need to be at work, dear?"
Crowley barely managed to think through the warmth buzzing in his head. "I can… uh, I can be an hour late, that’s fine." He pressed another kiss to the corner of Aziraphale’s mouth, his voice lowering into a mischievous murmur. "Or actually, I really don't feel very well all of a sudden. I better call in sick. Very serious. Needs immediate bed rest. Preferably with company."
Aziraphale giggled softly against his lips, his breath warm and sweet. "An hour is good," he whispered, nuzzling his nose against Crowley’s cheek before kissing him again, firmer this time. "I can do a lot in an hour."
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Crowley makes passes and Aziraphale sinks holes. No, no, it's a Summer Olympics AU.
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wanna be with you everywhere by aglaophonos, moonyinpisces, p_lumbum
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
27 Oct 2024
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“…So.” Crowley glances fleetingly at Aziraphale, then double-takes at his imploring expression in alarm. “Sorry, what—what was the question? Again?”
“A couple,” says Aziraphale. “We’re a couple. You know that, I know that, you said your whole ‘the group of the two of us’ bit. And even God…” He trails off uncomfortably. No use getting into all of that now, months after the whole Second-Not-Coming nonsense. He asks, “But are we a… ‘Valentine’s Day’ sort of couple?”
“I don’t even know what that means,” Crowley protests desperately.
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It’s their first Valentine's Day as that sort of couple, and Aziraphale and Crowley are determined to do as humans do. Five times London finds a way to ruin their perfect night, and the one time a perfect night finds them.
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Three nights during wartime, and one night after.
He would take one night. He would take one hour. Even if this was only pity, he would grasp it with both hands and hold it like joy. Even if it turned to dust and ashes on his tongue in the morning, he would keep the memory of sweetness.
“Just for tonight,” he murmured, thumb stroking Aziraphale’s. “No one ever has to know.”
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It’s never too early to have a midlife crisis.
Inheriting his Auntie G’s gothic mansion in the Yorkshire Moors gives Aziraphale the excuse he needs to finally escape the train wreck of the life he's stumbled into.
He just needs some space. Some time to get his thoughts in order.
But Eden’s End House is full of mystery and dark secrets, and a devastatingly attractive gardener who just wont stop questioning everything Aziraphale thought he knew about himself. And he does it while shirtless, which really is terribly unfair of the man.
A Secret Garden AU written for the GO Events Server Book Fest.
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Like A Welcome Summer Rain by AislinRegin for nieded
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Sep 2024
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Six thousand years is a long time to love someone. It is an even longer time to keep a secret from them.
In spite of an immediate connection with the demon he met on the Wall around the Garden, Aziraphale doesn't know how to close the distance between them. Everything he tries seems to go quite poorly, and he's never been sure why. It might have something to do with all that alpha and omega business, confounding nonsense that it is.
Crowley, though, has a secret. One snap decision has defined the entire course of his life on Earth, leaving him with a problem he can't seem to solve; how do you tell the love of your life that you've been lying the entire time you've known them?
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sweet summer blues by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jul 2024
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“I thought you’d be dead to the world by now,” Aziraphale says, despite having brought in tea for two. He sets the tray on the bedside table and then sits in the open crescent of rumpled duvet beside Crowley. “Are you feeling quite sated after your swim?”
“Depends on your idea of sated, I s’pose,” Crowley mumbles, both golden eyes barely cracked open in the late morning light filtering in. “Took the hard edge off a bit, yeah, but there’s always something left to be desired…mmh. Quenched, maybe, is a better word.”
Aziraphale gently arches a brow at this but reaches for his cup of darjeeling. “Is there?” he asks, blowing at the steam curling off the top. “Give me an example of these things you find yourself needing quenched.”
Crowley snorts and lets his jaw crack around another wide yawn. “If you wanna play charades about it, angel, you can come under this duvet and I’d be glad to give you a demonstration.”
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Vine Slips of a Strange God by depraveddame, Zivilzz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jun 2024
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Father Aziraphale Fell is a haunted priest who has kindled a tentative friendship that's mingled with longing with landscape designer and gardener Anthony Crowley, who has been tending to his church’s neglected gardens.
When the tantalizing gardener offhandedly mentions that his career isn’t exactly fruitful, Aziraphale offers to help him. Crowley, in response, jokingly mentions the concept of ‘sugaring’ to the priest, assuming he’d have no idea what he meant, but Aziraphale is full of many, many surprises.
Main Tags: Human AU, Slow Burn, Smut, Angst, Romance, BDSM, D/s, Sugar Daddy/sugar baby, Religion, Sacrilege and Blasphemy Kink, Kink in general (so much kink, so many kinks), Inner Dialogues, Trauma, Traumatic/abusive pasts, PTSD, Anxiety, eventual Daddy Kink.
PART ONE COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of Vine Slips of a Strange God
- Part 1 of A Labyrinth of Labyrinths
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Come Slowly, Eden by depraveddame
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Aug 2024
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A professor and student AU comprised of short fics between English literature Professor Aziraphale Fell and astrophysics student Anthony Crowley and their blooming, kinky D/s relationship.
This is technically a Vine Slips of a Strange God alternate/parallel universe and what would happen if our characters had met at different times in their lives and did not have their respective traumas.
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Professor Malfoy's world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.
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- Part 1 of All Life is Yours to Miss
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It Takes Two To Make a Unicorn by mr_clairdycat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Jun 2024
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Aziraphale happens to learn his dear friend Crowley had no clue how two unicorns were needed to preserve the species back in 2350 BC, and that he is ignorant about the topic of sexual intercourse altogether, and decides to take him on a journey to discover all about this earthly pleasure.
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Intermezzo by FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Aug 2022
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Music critic Aziraphale Fell is trying to break into the world of television, when he is signed to make a documentary about former-rockstar-turned-composer Anthony Crowley. It’s been eleven years since Aziraphale’s disastrous review of Crowley’s debut opera nipped his classical music career in the bud. He can only hope that Crowley will get over his admittedly justified grudge to make the TV show a success.
A classical music sex comedy. Yes, really.
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- 13/13
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Tenderfoot by snae_b for She_Jedi
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2024
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Mankind's first extraplanetary colony is no place for Anthony J. Crowley.
But maybe it's exactly where he needs to be.
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