Ineffable Husbands - Best of Good Omens
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the sacred art of deflowering a demon by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2024
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“You want to be healed more than you want to be hurt,” Aziraphale says knowingly, closing his fingers over the feather again and whisking it away from view. He turns his face to drop a kiss against the curve of Crowley’s bare shoulder and then another near his collarbone. “Oh, darling, it doesn’t have to hurt,” he whispers. “It never did.”
“But I want it to, you sentimental prat,” Crowley says, feeling wretched and exhilarated all at once. “Just a little bit. Because it’s you, Aziraphale. Please.”
“And you think I’m the sentimental one,” Aziraphale hums, nuzzling somewhere against Crowley’s throat even as the demon lets out a mild growl. “My sweet boy, you can have whatever you like. Anything your heart desires.”
“Then make it feel real,” Crowley manages to rasp, tugging the sash on Aziraphale’s dressing gown loose so one side falls open like the petal of some tartan lily. “And then make it better when it hurts.”
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beneath falling wisteria by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Jun 2022
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Crowley and Aziraphale have escaped the madness of Platinum Jubilee weekend in London by staying in the French countryside near Plateau de Valensole. They spend their Sunday afternoon picnicking together among the blooming lavender fields, until a sudden summer thunderstorm drives them to seek shelter.
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A thunderstorm knocks the power out in the South Downs, leaving Crowley and Aziraphale in the dark. With nothing else to distract them, they take the opportunity to revel in each other’s warmth by candlelight.
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- Part 3 of Made For You
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“How would I go about persuading you?”
The stranger tilted his head to the side, considering. “For starters, you’ll have to pay me.”
Aziraphale scoffed. “You can hardly charge me for directions.”
“I can do whatever I want, angel. I’m not the one who got lost, now, am I?”
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After fleeing a disastrous work event masked as his 50th birthday party and getting lost in a car he can’t seem to drive, Aziraphale Eastgate, CEO of Eastgate’s Booksellers Ltd., meets the mysterious Anthony, who offers to help... and not just with directions. Things escalate as they are wont to do.(Or, you guessed it, a Pretty Woman AU.)
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Mon Horrible Chéri by ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Nov 2023
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Apparently, Crowley could ruin his good mood. Crowley was just about the only thing that could ruin it.
“Right. So. You and I, is it?” Aziraphale confirmed, just to be clear.
“That’s right.”
“And how long is this trip, exactly?”
“One full week,” Crowley enunciated too clearly, stretching his lips around the words and sharply clacking his k. “Seven whole days.”
“Great,” Aziraphale breathed.
They both smiled, all teeth and no joy.(Human AU / Enemies to Lovers) • English Teacher Aziraphale gets roped into the sixth form Paris field trip, not realising his worst enemy Science Teacher Crowley is the accompanying chaperone. Are seven days of forced proximity really enough to undo a truly vitriolic relationship? Or, let's be real: How quickly does it take them to fall head over heels for each other?