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city of stars (are you shining just for me?) by selenethesun
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Oct 2024
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When the wizarding world is threatened once more, Lady Magic herself asks Harry Potter to help her save it, only this time, the adversary won’t be another Dark Lord.
The future is dying. To fulfil his quest, Harry is sent to the past to gather allies and have enough time to prepare for the end. If Harry finds himself acquiring two more kids and a husband along the way, well, that isn't her problem.Or
Where Harry Potter travels through time to save the world (again) and ends up with three children instead of one. Oh, and their father too, Harry guesses, but he definitely likes the kids more.
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the frenemies' guide to beekeeping by porcelainheart3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Mar 2023
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Harry gaped, speechless. Then he gave it two seconds of thought and pulled himself together. "Oh. Andromeda told you."
"On the contrary, Potter." Malfoy wiped his hands with a tea towel from over his shoulder. He nudged his glasses up his nose with one long finger. "I have spent the past thirty years in the study of human nature, psychology, and criminal investigation. Not to mention Muggle methods of fingerprinting, forensics, even 19th century physiognomy."
He paused, and the lines at the corners of his mouth creased sharply. His eyes glittered. "...And also, yes, Andromeda told me."
An ode to Sherlock Holmes featuring one recently retired Magipathologist, one sharp-tongued beekeeper, and purloined case files from the DMLE that are absolutely none of their beeswax.
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Singing, Crying, Laughing and Fighting by IlliterateJanitor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2023
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Ron gets a summer job between third and fourth year, giving him new interests, some new friends, and a new perspective.
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A Full Guide To Gardening For Amateurs by aphrsditea
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Sep 2022
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The first rule in gardening is: choose the right spot. The plants need neutrally rich soil, a sufficient access to clean water and a much-needed supply of sunlight.
The second rule is: Don't be James Potter. Because his hands are cursed - flowers die under his supervision or so he thinks. That brings him to the door of his moody neighbour who doesn't seem to like him very much: Regulus.
FUCK JKR
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- Part 1 of The Guides
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Sun-kissed Skin & Superfluous Sophistry by KoraKwidditch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2020
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Blaise saves Harry from Romilda Vane, though not quite in the way they both expected.
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Harry tries to find himself. George takes care of him.
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Of Soldiers and Sacrifice by JessalynMichele
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Peaky Blinders (TV)
21 Jun 2024
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Remus Lupin:
Professor Lupin to his students.
Moony to his marauders.
And Scar to the Shelby Family.A story told through a series of fics of how in year three, Harry Potter found himself being (quite easily) kidnapped by his DADA professor and introduced to a new family that show him loyalty and love.
Along the way… perhaps an old flame rekindles, old hurts are healed, and - yeah - there’s going to be crime and violence.
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Everyone, Bucky included, thought they would dislike each other.
But while Stark is obnoxious, snarky and abrasive, he has one redeeming quality that wins him over.
He doesn't feel sorry for Bucky. Not even for a minute.- Language:
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i won't just survive (no you will see me thrive) by EclipseWing
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jul 2018
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In which James Potter isn't as dead as everyone thought and Harry has a strong mistrust of all adults.
Reconnecting with his son isn't going to be easy, not just because Harry's in Slytherin.- Language:
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Tom Riddle and the Friends He Made Along the Way by QueenOfStormySkies
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2024
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Scorpius Malfoy's matchmaking service for dads in denial by MissQuigley
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jan 2024
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When Draco Malfoy moves houses with his son, Scorpius, the last thing he expects is to become next-door neighbours with Harry Potter. As the two men spend more and more time together, an unlikely friendship takes root, occasionally spurred on by a mischievous Sorpius. However, there is no way Draco will ever admit to his feelings for Potter having become anything more than platonic. Harry, on the other hand, is in no denial regarding his own feelings for Draco. Can a little meddling from an eight-year-old boy be what these two men are in need of?
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Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.
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- Part 1 of Azoth
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Draco Malfoy cannot sleep. If he keeps going like this, he will go mad, or die, or both.
For some reason, though, he can sleep whenever Harry Potter is with him. And Harry Potter is nothing if not a helper to those in need.
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“Hermione, what color is my tie?”
“Not Gryffindor colors,”
“What colors are they?”
“Slytherin.”
“Oh good, so I’m not hallucinating, spectacular,”
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After months of dating and properly hiding their relationship, one day Draco accidentally grabs Harry's tie and Harry accidentally grabs Draco's.
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For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well.
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“Love?” The word made Draco feel weird. “What does love have to do with this?”
Hermione and Ron shared a look he couldn’t read but it felt like he was missing some important context.
“You didn’t tell him what the curse is, did you?” Ron raised an eyebrow.
OR ; harry curses himself deadly.. with an interesting curse
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The One Where Everyone Knows But Us by blondeniallsgf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2024
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Eighth Year Common Room Party where the gang plays Never Have I Ever and Truth or Dare with a touch of Veritaserum.
Harry doesn’t think anything too big will be revealed tonight, but little does he know his biggest secret is coming closer to the surface with each sip of firewhisky he takes.
Draco didn’t really want to participate, but what bad could it do? It’s not like his biggest secret will be revealed, right? Well… wrong.
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Sitting in an interrogation room at one in the afternoon alongside Draco Malfoy of all people was not how Harry thought his day would go.
Harry’s peaceful Sunday is ruined when he bumps into Draco Malfoy at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes - just as the store is robbed. After being questioned by Aurors, a veritaserum mishap leaves them unable to lie for a week. Navigating this forced honesty leads to awkward confessions, and unexpected truths.
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Though their mission to find the lost relics was successful, the last thing Draco expected was to be wearing one! The treasure chest before them sits untouched, save for the single thing Ron saw fit to snatch.
“Now you can deal with him so I don’t have to! Finally!” Ron says, mighty pleased with himself. He collects his Muggle jacket from the couch of Draco’s office and wipes imaginary lint off his trousers.
Draco still has his arm comically held out, fearfully. “Weasley! Did you just put a relic on my arm? A relic, do you understand what the repercussions of this could mean for us–”
“Yes, it means he’s going to leave me alone now, in peace!” Ron shouts cheerfully over Draco’s lecture, striding across the room to head out the door, and Draco simply watches him leave, mouth open, cursing the day he allowed Granger to convince him her husband was not a crazy nutjob.
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Ron sticks a magical bracelet on Draco from one of their treasure hunts and now Draco can't stop hearing Harry's innermost thoughts and desires. It's very distracting.
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Harry doesn't know he's an omega until he goes into an unexpected heat.
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