8 Works in I Got 99 Problems But Bad Taste Ain't One

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    TRENDING ON TWITTER:

    • Football star James Potter spotted at Slytherin Concert

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    That night James opened Twitter and saw that Slytherin was already trending what with the release of their tour dates and all, so James harmlessly thought to himself ‘Well, what harm can it do?’ and then he proceeded to snap a picture of him grinning and holding up his own freshly-printed ticket. He captioned the tweet, “Mind if I Slyther-in? #SlytherinOnTour #SeeYouThere.”

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    Regulus Black est en colère. Il veut se venger. Il veut voir le monde bruler pour tout ce qu'il lui a fait. Il veut aussi embrasser James Potter, mais c'est un secret qu'il emportera dans sa tombe. La vengeance est plus important que ce truc qui le prend aux tripes à chaque fois qu'il pose son regard sur Potter.

    James est confus, car Regulus Black est devenu d'un coup très attirant. Et c'est injuste car Siriu le tuera s'il ne parvient pas à controler ses pulsions.

    OU

    Une fic sur deux idiots tombant amoureux (x2 parce qu'il y a du Wolfstar aussi) pendant une guerre, et les sacrifices qu'ils doivent faire pour y survivre.

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    Another shock to his system. Chuuya felt his spine go rigid as he began to catch on. Why Mori brought him here, why he brought just him.

    Apparently, Mori saw the understanding dawn on his face, because his smile widened and he spoke again. “I want you to join Port Mafia Modeling, Chuuya.”

    Or, Nakahara Chuuya is the newest recruit of Port Mafia Modeling. Dazai Osamu is the agency's up-and-coming Demon Prodigy. Thrown into the public eye as PMM's rising talent, their lives crash together in a whirlwind of glitz and glam, and it may not be such a bad thing.

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    Harry never expected a conversation over returning Draco's wand.

    "I never hated you. I was fucking jealous, alright? And it took me all of that to realise that I have no fucking idea how to like someone. And maybe I spent years fancying you all wrong, but it doesn't matter because it's me. It doesn't matter because you're gonna get on with your life and you'll never have to see me again and you can go and have forty fucking ginger babies and maybe one day years from now I'll have finally gotten over you and we forget this ever happened. Thanks for saving the world, sorry I was a prick, have a nice life."

    Harry can't cope, especially when his group of peers is sent back to Hogwarts to finish their interrupted Seventh Year. And Draco Malfoy is wholly unprepared for facing the love of his life every fucking day now that he knows.

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    Draco's been in love with Harry this whole time, finally confesses, and then forced proximity ensues. Angst, plot, spice, and sickly sweet fluff. If all that appeals to you, this is fucking crack. PLEASE READ THE TAGS‼️

    POV swaps every chapter/pagebreak.

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    Because class 1-A can't get through the week without some sort of calamity befalling their class, this week's victim: Shoto Todoroki. The reasoning? What else? How else do you get to Endeavor? Take the apple of his eye away from him. But be warned, careless villain. Because you don't know who else you're stirring from their sleep in the shadows.

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    KillerDoctor: you know, we all are parentless here

    theBETTERemo: no shit, we orphans run this place

    ranHOE: we run the CITY

    Suicide_Enthusiast: we run the WORLD

    Mr. Mom: I hate it here.

    tinyGOD: same.

     

    Just another chatfic series!

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    Draco’s had his fair share of hexes during his time at Hogwarts. A bat bogey hex here. A tripping hex there. It’s all very commonplace. Yes, he’s very familiar with hexes. Curses are a completely different story.

    “What the fuck are you doing, Potter?”

    Harry feels the heat blooming against his palm, along the side of his fingers to the tips, and slowly it starts to burn. Malfoy lets out a strangled gasp and cradles his hand to his chest.

    Harry's very used to hexes and curses. He wonders, as he watches Malfoy's legs give out underneath him, how Malfoy's tolerance for them is.

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    When Todoroki meets a vandal on patrol with his father, he’s hit with a quirk. Or, at least, he thinks he is. He must have been. What else could be making his palms sweat and his heart pound like it is? Certainly not the bright green eyes and wild grin of the vandal he can’t get off his mind?

    In which Todoroki Shoto gets his first ever crush and might have a thing for bad boys.

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