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    "And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."

    "That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.

    "It comes down to his ass."

    "Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!

    He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.

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    "Ming-xiong, how come you always want me to do stuff on my own until I actually want to?"

    "That's — " Ming Yi stumbled in her words, which she rarely did. It filled Shi Qingxuan's stomach with bubbles of laughter she was forced to suppress. "That's not what I meant."

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    10. Trapped

    Yuuji gets trapped inside a cave during a snowstorm at the second Kyoto Sister-School Goodwill Event.

    Fortunately and unfortunately for him, Sukuna is stuck there with him.

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    Instead of beginning the conversation like a normal person, ten-year-old Satoru boldly declares, “You are my omega.”

    And Suguru’s head already feels dizzy.

    Without thinking much of it, Suguru tells the child, “Go to sleep, Satoru.”

    “So, you agree?” Satoru asks, with his small head peeking out from underneath the covers. “You are my omega?”

    Or, little alpha Gojo Satoru imprints on seventeen-year-old omega Geto Suguru. Suguru does not take him seriously.

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    “Sometimes you need to kill people with kindness,” Monoma sighed, catching everyone’s attention.

    The Hufflepuffs nodded. They saw nothing wrong with that.

    “Like this bludger here, I named it kindness.”

    Monoma swung the bludger with as much strength as he could muster.

    Bang!

    Monoma Neito went down in Hogwarts history as the most bastard Hufflepuff to ever exist.

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    "There's no one else here," says the child that is Kim Dokja. Unconsciously, maybe, he draws in on himself. "It's just me."

    The black tide behind Jonghyuk rustles and stops at the edges of shadow, and then it recedes until it is only him and the child before him.

    [Kim Dokja was alone.]

    "I am here, too," Yoo Jonghyuk says.

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    Minato thought he knew seals - he was good at them, a prodigy; hell, he'd won the Third War with them.
    So calling on the Shinigami to seal the Kyuubi into his son - well, it was a seal he'd been working on and he'd been trying to figure out how to circumvent calling on Death to make the seal virtually unbreakable, but he hadn't figured it out yet.
    But, well, calling on Death shouldn't have been the confusing part.

    So why was there a little black-haired, green-eyed woman in front of him in what looked like pyjamas with ... was that colour-changing, moving wolves? Was he hallucinating?
    And how could she not be certain if she was here on behalf of Death? If Minato was an emissary of Death, he was certain he'd know.

    He still couldn't entirely work out how she became Shikaku's wife though - a housewife even! He'd been at their house for dinner, had food cooked for him by Death. It was easy to forget this small woman held more power in her pinky than all of Konoha's shinobi combined and could probably destroy the world at a whim.

    And Minato, for one, wasn't stupid enough to give her the incentive to do so.

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    What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.

    The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."

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    Himmel was a good dance partner.

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    (The footage is blurry and shaky, clearly filmed by an inexperienced videographer using a cell phone. A close-up of Peter’s terrified face takes up most of the screen. He’s running somewhere outside, during the nighttime, as is evident by the green night vision the video uses.)

    “If I die,” he yells, as he looks over his shoulder, “I’m okay with my body being used as alien sacrifice.”

    [cut]

     

    AREA 51:
    a short film by peter parker.

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    or, tony stark is invited to join the illuminati. things progress from there.

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    He goes easy on her at first, and he almost loses. On their third song, Denki tries as hard as he can—and Toga beats his score.

    Denki's been playing this game for four years, on and off, and this girl beats him with an hour's worth of rhythm game experience. This is when Denki realizes he might be in deep, deep shit. He's been kidnapped by a secret criminal mastermind.

    Toga does a fist pump. "Yes! I win!" She turns her face towards him, grinning, and the beat Denki's heart skips is unrelated to fear. Oh crap.

    Oh crap, she's cute.

    Denki gets kidnapped, goes on a date, and gets a girl's number. In that order.

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    “Why the fuck did you ask Deku to be your best man?”

    There it is, the root of Kacchan’s current rage. Two days ago, Izuku was buying a gift for Tsuyu’s birthday with Shouto, when the man himself (Number 3 Pro Hero, Number 1 Hottest Pro Hero for the past 5 years) picked up a cute frog plushie and said Izuku be my best man. Then Izuku burst into tears.

    He really didn’t give an answer did he?

    “Because he’s my friend,” Shouto says, in the present. Kacchan tchs, not impressed at all by his answer. Izuku feels warm though, because he’s Shouto’s friend.

     

    In which Shouto asks Izuku to be his best man, which is nice, except Katsuki happens to want Izuku to be HIS best man. Clearly, the only solution to this problem is to fight to the death. Let the best man win... the best man.

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    Bakugou sits alone, on the edge of a curb, and watches the buildings go up in flames. The blond looks smaller like this, bared of his gauntlets and his anger.

    Mezou wonders if this is the Bakugou that Midoriya has always seen.

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    There’s no villain. Just the neon glow of arcade games. Broken glass litters the floor, and the entire alley stinks of piss and weed.

    He steps around the glass shards, scours the empty space. Nothing.

    Then, from his side, a muted thud.

    Katsuki whirls around, his hands glowing red-hot, and comes face-to-face with the mottled pink glare of a retro claw machine. Behind the scuffed glass, Izuku Midoriya stares back at him with wide eyes.

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    or: months after leaving aldera behind, katsuki stumbles across a particularly haunting arcade game. it changes everything.

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    Katsuki handles Eri with far more ease than an only child has any business possessing. Shouta observes.

    Or: Bakugou Katsuki may not have grown up with any younger siblings, but he did grow up with a Deku. It amounts to about the same.

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    Atsushi doesn’t remember much from Before.

    Cold. His memory supplies on the rare moments he ponders it. Dark. Painful.

    All that isn’t murky is waking up as a tiger, alone in a forest.

    Or: tiger boy is actually a Tiger Boy and lives feral in the woods for a hot minute before Suicidal Man finds him

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    Originally inspired by this tumblr post.

    In which Levi is a popular novelist whose ridiculous thug vocabulary has to undergo severe editing before it can hit the presses, and in which Eren might just be the only person who genuinely likes the originals better.

    Levi doesn't know how to react.

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    Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.

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    In which Levi seems determined to spoil Eren rotten, whether he likes it or not.
    (For the record, Eren hadn't expected his confession to lead to this sort of thing at all).

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    Luffy is useless without a big brother, so Sabo and Ace make sure he'll always have one.

    “We’ll never leave Luffy alone,” Sabo says solemnly, and clasps their hands together.

    “One of us will always be there for him, no matter what,” Ace agrees.

    “It’s a promise!”

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