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Harry Potter and the Streak of Insanity by ElHope333
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jan 2025
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When his name comes out of the goblet of fire, Harry decides he's sick of the adults not stepping in and leaving him to survive in dangerous situations, so he finds a rather unconventional way of getting revenge. How will the Hogwarts staff (and students) cope with a completely insane Boy Who lived? Also, Ron never gets mad about Harry's name coming out of the goblet cause we stan a supportive Ron. The four champions all have a nice bond as well.
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The Medium Between Life and Death by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Sep 2022
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There were very few things in Harry Potter's life that he was certain of. There was one absolute certainty though; he'd felt it in his bones for as long as he could remember. He, Harry Potter, was dead. The living people around him might not believe, but the dead sure did. Oh well, it doesn't impact his life much. Besides, it's nice to get help with his schoolwork from his parents.
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Everything Tom Riddle knows about Harry Potter came to him second-hand from the morons in love with the boy.
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New legislation mandates all individuals campaigning for the post of Minister of Magic, must be a Pureblood of at least three (3) generations.
Tom Riddle is a genius, and originally he was planning on just murdering his way into this, but now?
Well.
Tom Riddle was a very very petty man,
and nobody discriminates against him.Or
Tom Riddle decides to fuck with the Ministry of Magic, becomes Lawful Evil, and somehow, accidentally, gets a literal goat in office.
Recent bookmarks
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Hermione Granger and the Self-Insert Cabal by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Oct 2022
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Hermione Granger never thought of herself as anyone particularly special, even after she learned she was a witch. So why are some of her new peers acting as if she’s just as much of a celebrity as the Boy Who Lived?
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Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2024
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The story of an insanely chaotic and chaotically insane Gen Z Harry set in the modern day. Featuring the Drs. Granger being Russian spies, a production of the Tempest, Harry being a cringesuccess Slytherin, and an anti-tank missile launcher. No Weasley bashing, Dumbledore bashing in the first volume played for tragicomedy, pairing H/Hr. Intended to be told in four volumes, but I abandoned the series after the second volume - an author's note at the end of the second volume will tell you how the third and fourth volumes would have gone down.
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Harry Potter and the Ludicrously Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2024
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No one bothers to tell Harry about the Statute of Secrecy or, for that matter, that electronics shouldn’t work in Hogwarts, so when he joins the magical world, he just continues writing his blog. The Muggle public is convinced he’s a brilliant fantasy writer, his friends are convinced he’s a menace to society, and MI6 is convinced Hermione is a Russian spy.
Series
- Part 1 of Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog
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Herpo The Foul and The Living Horcrux by DontLetMeGogh
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Dec 2024
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What if Gilderoy Lockhart accidentally stumbled upon Herpo The Foul's Horcrux? How different would Harry's second year have gone if instead of a useless peacock, he had the father of Basilisks and Horcruxes as his DADA Professor? Find out in this fanfiction brought to you by my 3 am musings.
~Slightly slower updates while I deal with some family issues, but NOT abandoned~
This writer does not support any of J.K. Rowling's political views but will be damned before they let her ruin their good time in this fandom.
**I do not give permission for my works to be listed on Goodreads, ebook-tree, or any other third-party site. I also do not give my permission for my fics to be used in coursework or to be given to actors or creators to read.**
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On that fateful Halloween night, when the Killing Curse rebounded and a fragment of Voldemort’s soul was blasted apart from the whole, it latched itself onto a new vessel.
No, not Harriet Potter.
A cat.