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    The first time Tim dies, he's nine years old.

    That's when he meets Death. Instead of going quietly into the afterlife, Tim says no.

    Each time he meets Death, he says no. Again and again and again.

    This has consequences.

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    Jack Drake loves his wife and son, even if they're giant, fire breathing reptiles that would rather eat the mailman than pick up a package. That's fine, he can deal. It'd just be nice if they weren't so territorial. Then they could actually be on the same continent without trying to kill each other. Oh well, every family has their challenges. The Drakes' just happen to be more homicidal than most.

    Feat. Dragon Tim and Janet's loving (but murderous) relationship, Jack's ongoing attempts to be a good dad, and the Waynes getting increasingly concerned about Tim's home life after he becomes Robin.

    Now with Attic Gremlins, Jason's Emotional Support Bazooka, speedsters, excessive amounts of PowerPoints, and Tim's mastery of communication as he shows off just how good his human act can be.

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    Fumi lacks a lot of things. He's Taste-deaf. He's blind to most smells. He did not have the strength and culinary imagination many of the aspiring chefs in Tootsuki had.

    But he had experience, enough for a whole lifetime past.

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    Park Ryung was a simple man with a simple goal, once he realized he was in the world of Solo Leveling. Make Sung Jinwoo's first few miserable years of being a Hunter- a little easier. Surely he was capable of giving some support to the protagonist if he really put his mind to it.

    He had no idea how that backfired so hard.

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    "Did a two year old just outrun you?" Jason asked, wanting to make sure he wasn't hallucinating.

    Bruce clenched his jaw. "I didn't want to hurt him." He growled.

    "Liar!" Tim piped up from under the desk.

    Jason was starting to like this version of his successor.

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    Tim gets turned into a toddler.

    He makes that everybody's problem.

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    "I'm Timothy Drake, I'm a dragon and I'm starting a hoard. I'm hoarding you." He said to Dick. His eyes went to Jason. "And you. Welcome to my hoard."

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    A baby dragon decides to take initiative and adopt the Wayne's.

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    “Huh, weird. You’re early.”

    Kanata is almost sixteen when he meets Death for the first time. He's sent to another world to wait until his time is up, but the existence of demons isn't making it easy.

    This is the story of a swordsmith, of a demon slayer, of a child that fights like he's got all the time in the world.

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    After the war, Harry just wants to live his life peacefully for once. Of course, fate throws him back in the path of Tom Riddle, who takes a liking to the gorgeous Chef Harry and basically kidnaps him.

     

    Translation in Russian by Starry_Princess <3
    https://ficbook.net/readfic/018ed6e2-a70a-7373-ba95-5889a75d91d3

    Translation in Spanish by Anyeless01 <3
    https://www.wattpad.com/story/373630516-eat-your-heart-out
    ***********************************************************
    "I'm afraid I may monopolize your Chef's time tonight, actually. You wouldn't mind, would you?"

    The owner hastened to reassure his VIP that he could have Harry for the rest of the night (thanks boss, I'm not actually a prostitute) while Amadeus scowled. All he could think was that his luck had finally run out, as the beautiful man reached a hand towards him and said,
    "It's a pleasure to meet you, Harry. My name is Tom Riddle."

    Harry extended his hand, which the man turned and brought to his plush lips, kissing his knuckles. He swallowed thickly, hoping his voice would not waver.
    "The pleasure is mine, Mr. Riddle."

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    based on this john mulaney bit: “I also think it's weird in movies when someone has amnesia and they wake up in the hospital. A lot of times they'll be surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go "Who are you?" Because that's not how you act when you don't recognize somebody. That's very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn't recognize, you went, "Who are you?" I always try to be really polite in life, so like if I had amnesia, you'd never know it. I'd wake up and they'd be like "Hi John, we're so happy you're awake." And I'd just be like, "Oh, hey, man, how's it going?", "Oh, hey, dude, nice to see you again." because that's how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”

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    Kim Rok Soo woke up and he was not in his apartment, he clearly was not in his world and he had no idea who he was now. It's a good thing he is so good at adapting to unexpected situations.
    Traveling around with a dragon and two cats in the search of loot, power and revenge Kim Rok Soo slowly builds the bases to achieve his dream of a slacker life. (and maybe also know his identity, not that he puts much effort into it)

    now with a cover image! (thank u Maryann_Summers !!)

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    So, Poseidon would admit he was lost.

    Odysseus had tricked him. Again. Despite the way the man had been all but trapped in Poseidon’s domain, Athena’s precious ‘Warrior of the Mind’ had not yet run out of luck and Poseidon was suffering for it. The coward refused to extend proper mercy, didn’t stand like a hero, and now used trickery to run from an honorable death. False righteousness, not even finishing the job.

    Yet Poseidon had chased him down, following him into the cave Odysseus’s ship had sailed into. Or, the cave he thought Odysseus’s ship had sailed into.

    He wasn’t sure anymore. This was most certainly not Greece anymore.

    AKA

    EPIC: The Musical's Poseidon lands in the PJO verse and decides that if the local Poseidon is not going to raise his son, then he's going to do it. Percy is just happy to have a dad that wants to take him to drown ferries of tourists.

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    In another world, what Sirius Black finds when he sprints into Godric’s Hollow that Halloween night is bad enough. In this world, it’s so much worse. It’s James—his best friend, his soulmate, the rest of him, nonono—dead in the doorway, and vibrant, warm Lily cold on the carpet, and there, standing in his crib seeing things no infant should see, is little baby Harry.

    And next to him, lying on the crib mattress, is the baby’s screaming head.

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    Jason Todd is the unlucky recipient of one letter from Gringotts, concerning a will reading. Things spiral.

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    Sasaki Mirai knew the future.

    Many thought that would be a given with a quirk like Foresight. But how does an anxiety-riddled, resting-bitch-faced, type-A-personalitied, underground hero tell the world that it's actually because she was reborn into one of her favorite animes?

    Answer: she doesn't. Instead, she tries (and fails) to stick to canon, forges herself a found family out of civilians, heroes, and baby villains alike, and prays to God Nedzu that it all works out for the best.

    Or: a self-insert really wants to take a backseat and watch canon continue from a distance, but that's hard to do when she keeps stumbling over distressed kids and adding them to her found family like a dragon adding gold to its hoard.

    Featuring: an author exposing themselves, paperwork, and a fumbling All Might trying to navigate having shared custody with an underground hero.

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    Tim dresses up as the girl from The Ring to play the ultimate prank on Kon.

    Jason has put the Tower on lockdown and is on the hunt for Robin.

    These two things are not a good combination.

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    Little Whinging, Surrey is a place where individuality goes to die. Row after row of identical houses line the streets with pristine, white picket fences and perfectly pruned hedges and house perfectly normal families. Those who live on Privet Drive are no exception to this.

    But there is one little boy who does not fit into that mould.

    Little Hari Potter, who has befriended snakes and knows their ways, hears his neighbors whispering of things he wanted them to notice and says, “Aunt Petunia, did you hear? Mrs. Number Six thinks we’re too poor to afford clothes for two children. I heard her talking about asking the neighbors for donations for us. Isn’t that nice of her? I know that I’m a huge burden on you all, so I’m glad that someone is stepping up to help out.”

    And that simply will not do. The Dursleys care more for their reputation than anything else, and so things slowly but surely begin to change as a result.

    The Hari Potter who arrives at Hogwarts could never sort anywhere but Slytherin.

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    Regulus looks up at James, and yes. That is a good position for him to be in. He wants Regulus to look up from his knees.

    James wants Regulus to look at him like a God, and then get confused when James worships him like Regulus is the God.

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    The story of how TommyInnit accidentally became a Gotham rogue, Tubbo became a bat, and Ranboo got adopted by Dick Grayson.

    OR: Benchtrio dimension travels into the Batman universe.

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    Anything can be achieved, provided the conditions are met. Harry James Potter’s ambitions might appear impossible, but, then again, so is his life.

    Or

    Harry James Potter didn't know what having children meant, who could have them and why they might wish to do so. Harry James Potter just wanted one. Desperately. 

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    13/13
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    Tim is five years old when he drowns in his parents' pool. He dies quietly, waiting for parents who love him, but will never be there, to realise that something is wrong. They never show up, and he sinks into oblivion.

    When he wakes up and claws his way out of the water, the sun has set, and the lights of his house are on. He is cold and wet and his lungs burn.

    But most of all, Tim is alone.

    (If you die and no-one is there to see it, were you ever alive in the first place?)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    1,426
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