Bunch of chaotic story that I stumble through this rabbbit hole
Too many cracks and can't get enough
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Rated T For Traumatised by WibWoby
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types
17 Nov 2024
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What was the fun in collecting trauma like pokemon cards if you couldn’t play them?
Peter trades in his gallery of trauma for the Bats’ rogue gallery as he adjusts to living in Gotham, losing his entire universe, and living with the ghosts of the Avengers. It’s not a fair trade—Peter is definitely being scammed for the damned shiny Jigglypuff—but at least he is getting out of this alive. Mostly.
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- Part 1 of Bitsy and the Bats
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Deadpool's Guide To Accidental Kidnapping by inkinmyheartandonthepage
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Nov 2024
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Tony flew as fast as he ever had. When the vet came into view, Tony didn’t bother slowing down. He barged through the door, flying through the lobby until he came skidding into the back room with a bang.
“Don’t shoot!”
Tony held up his hands, chargers charged and ready to fire without hesitation.
“Awww crap,” Deadpool groaned, head tilting back dramatically. “I forgot to call the dad.”
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Tony thinks Deadpool kidnapped Peter and he's shooting to kill.
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- Part 194 of We Forgot Peter
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A Genius's Guide to Drunk Teenage Vigilantes by candlemouse
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
29 Oct 2024
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“What?” Tony snapped, with his phone pressed against his ear. He leaned against the hallway wall, outside of the conference room that held the assembled Avengers. They were in a very, very important meeting, and Happy had called not once, not twice, but thirteen times.
“Don’t blame me,” Happy began, which was never a good start to any phone call. “Blame yourself for what I’m about to tell you. I have Peter Parker in the backseat, and he’s drunk.”
In which Peter meets the Avengers while inebriated.
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work for your cake (and eat it later, you're on the clock) by passionpita
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Oct 2024
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The local heroes of New York have a habit of hanging around a diner after saving the day.
Unfortunately for them, Peter is their server and wasted his last break fighting the same good fight with them, and will be charging them a premium for good service.
(“You’re killing me here, kid.”
Peter politely topped up his coffee. “I think you’re good for it.”)
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- Part 1 of hard work saving the world
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testing, testing... can you hear me, Midtown? by Singing_Siren
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
10 Oct 2024
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“Testing, testing,” a very familiar voice cuts through the silence. Ned relaxes in a huff. “Is this thing on? Kidding, I know you can hear me, Midtown. I would apologize for the interruption, but honestly I’m not that sorry. Yeah, yeah, I’m sure you’re all receiving a very important education here. That’s not important.”
Peter very quietly curses. It’s loud in the brief silence between Tony’s words. People are already looking over to him before Tony freaking Stark continues his message over the intercom.
“Peter,” and that sends a chill down his spine, “we need you.”
OR: Peter doesn't bring his phone to school on the one day where he needs to, so Tony is forced to get creative to contact him
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A Small Misunderstanding by thepoetaster
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Dec 2024
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“Congrats on your wedding,” Shouto said.
To his surprise, Bakugou just stared back at him blankly for a minute. “What?”
“Uh… congratulations,” Shouto tried again. “On getting married to Midoriya.”
Bakugou leveled him with a very unimpressed look and deadpanned, “This is Izuku and Uraraka’s wedding.”
Shouto blinked.
“Wait, what?”
Shouto does his best to be a good friend, but he's a busy man. Sometimes, he gets things a little mixed up.
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Dumb, Dumber and Dumbass by tempestaurora for radioactive_storm (storm_aurora), Areias, blondsak
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 May 2020
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As Coach Wilson peered out the window in the living room, May said, very quietly, “You didn’t realise your brother worked at Peter’s school?”
“We all make mistakes!” Sam hissed.
Then Coach Wilson was leaning back and a figure in a hoodie and jeans stepped through the window and into the living room, and Peter’s heart sank into his stomach like a rock. Sam’s brother was, true to story, scarred from head to toe. He could see the puckered skin on his hands, the burns across his bald head. But that wasn’t the shocking part—the shocking part was that he’d already seen it before: he’d seen it when a certain vigilante’s suit had been destroyed three nights before, and Peter had walked with him back to his backpack to loan him some clothes.
“This is Wade,” Sam introduced.
Sam Wilson had two brothers: one was Peter’s gym teacher, and the other was fucking Deadpool.
OR: A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Family Dinner, during which Peter and May meet Sam's family. Meanwhile, Tony sends constant text updates about his search for whoever graffiti-ed Avengers Tower.
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out of touch by joshriku
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Video Games 2018-2020), Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 Jan 2022
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“Miles. Do you think I'm out of touch?”
“Uh, what?”
Peter gestures vaguely. “You know, like… am I old?”
“Pete, you're twenty-six,” Miles answers, which is neither a yes or a no.
Peter is just slightly out of touch when it comes to the new Internet trends.
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hey ragazzo [hey kid] by WhimsicalEthnographies for crownedcriminal
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Dec 2019
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“Hey, if we can’t swear in English, you can’t swear in Italian,” Peter hops up and flops back into his chair, grabbing his sewing off this desk. “Bad language is bad language even in a different language.” On the screen, Harley hums in serious agreement.
Tony tosses the scissors on his desk in frustration--the suit doesn’t need repairing tonight. “You speak Italian, kiddo?”
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Please Tell Me You Aren’t Sleeping With My Teacher by Lexi_lulu
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
10 Mar 2023
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“Oh no. Oh nonono please tell me it wasn’t you guys last night. Uncle Bruce, please tell me you aren’t f*cking my teacher.” Peter practically begs.
“Oh now this is fun.” Clint joins in.
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Bruce is dating Peter’s teacher