9 Works in CC Banter
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Clint Barton fell through the cracks in the system when he ran away to the circus at nine. He's done his best since then to stay off the radar of any official agency or organization, much less the government. That all changes, though, the day he signs on with SHIELD. Suddenly he needs a birth certificate, a passport, a bank account. He has to pay taxes - wtf? It's almost enough to make him turn around and leave again, except for one thing: Agent Coulson seems determined to help him stay, even if it means teaching him how to live on the grid
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Talk to Me (But Maybe Use Different Words) by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
12 May 2016
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Clint Barton's To Do list
1. Buy more undies.
2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
5. Feed dog.
6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.Phil Coulson's To Do list:
1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
2. Buy butter.Series
- Part 1 of Words are Hard
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Cairo by WriteThroughTheNight
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Mar 2015
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Most of the time, Clint really loves his job.
Today is not one of those days.
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Clint has limits on what he can take, and when they're passed all hell breaks loose.
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Home Improvement by pagination for lil_grl_lost
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Dec 2014
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“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.
“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.
“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
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- Part 1 of Home Improvement
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Erro, Ergo Sum by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
05 Sep 2014
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If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.
Phil Coulson is ordinary, damn it, and people do not fall in love with ordinary.
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The Widest Golf by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Golf Stories - P. G. Wodehouse, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
11 Jun 2014
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“Punching Phil will not endear you to Mrs. Rushland,” I warned.
Clint frowned. “Are you sure? Because I feel like he’d look better with a couple of black eyes.”
In which men are men, spies are spies, and the path of true love would run smoother if one of them was a 1.6 oz dimpled white ball, and the other one wasn't dead.
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When Phil Coulson's blind date doesn't show, he ends up having dinner with the guy at the other end of the bar, who's also been stood up. Clint is handsome and surprisingly sweet, and it starts to turn into something serious.
And then they find out that they work together.
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SHIELD and the Avengers find out about their very active fandom, including fanfiction. Clint starts trying to manipulate the authors by getting a little snuggly in public with Coulson. And then Coulson gets a little snuggly right back.
(Written for a prompt on avengerkink, details inside.)
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By Phil’s count, this is his third attempt at bringing the Avengers together, although he will admit his participation in the second attempt was more symbolic than anything else. He hadn’t expected Stark to be the easiest sell, or Barton to be the most problematic, but things have changed since he’s been away. [Movie spoilers.]