7 Works in Annoying Bruce is the Only Valid Pastime

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    Bruce Wayne is new to the whole dad thing. One thing he's pretty sure of is that supporting your kid's interests is kind of important. Little Dickie doesn't seem to understand gender roles, which is fine, good, preferable even. All the other dance moms can stop giving him weird looks now.

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    A union.
    For goons.
    A goon union.
    A…goonion?
    …Eh, beats customer service.

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    Bruce keeps an open-door policy for his home office, at least when it comes to his family. Even so, there are some days when he rethinks the idea. Usually it involves some sort of property damage.

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    Superman meets Robin, and then he meets him again, and then he meets him again...

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    Stephanie refuses to be adopted. There are ways around that.
    (Her parents date, half because they might as well, half to piss her off)

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    "We weren’t disobeying your rules, Father," Damian interrupts when he reaches the computer.

    "Both Superman and I caught you red-handed. You can’t talk your way out of this, Damian," Bruce retorts. He’s trying not to lose his temper, but he just can’t understand why the three of them would risk their safety on a night like this.
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    During one of the worst snowstorms Gotham has ever seen, three of Bruce's kids sneak off after being ordered not to go on patrol.

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    Four times Bruce overhears his kids saying that the reason they act like him is because of the genes they share and the one time Bruce is caught doing the same thing.

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