Batfam messing with the Justice League
Fics where the batfam messes with the Justice League
Things like convincing the JL they aren't human, pranking the JL, or sneaking on to the Watchtower. It doesn't even have to be on purpose
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Jason gets caught by the JLA.
Of course, he needs someone to bail him out, and Batman is the supreme authority on the Watchtower and his dad so it makes perfect sense to call him. Unfortunately, Batman is still mad about those warehouses he blew up a few weeks ago, and karma is an asshole.
Justice League, meet Brucie Wayne.
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- Part 6 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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For the Last Time, Stop Calling—This isn't an Emergency! by daswortowo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Oct 2024
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Balancing life as a vigilante and a full-time father was no easy task, but it was nothing Bruce Wayne couldn't handle. Whether in the middle of a Justice League meeting or not, Bruce was always there for his children.
Or five times Bruce's children needed him and the one time he needed them.
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- Part 1 of mundane batfamily
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Two Sides of a Coin (You Can't Have One Without the Other) by Nation_Ustria
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
11 Sep 2024
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Nightwing has to bite back a laugh. “Gotham is a no-fly zone for more than just the JL, Supes. But, from what Blud knows, chances are that whatever you’ve heard is probably true.”
Superman pales, which is anything but unexpected. Pretty much all of Gotham tends to be horrifying to Outsiders, as Nightwing is well aware. The question here is which rumors Superman decided were concerning enough to actually look into, the answer to which could be literally anything from the pollution levels to the regularity of the city-wide Fear Gas attacks.
Or something entirely outside of the usual spectrum of Things That Outsiders Need To Stop Freaking Out About, Nightwing discovers when Superman blurts, “But the Waynes aren’t actually possessed, right?”
…Ah.
Well, crap.
Or, in Gotham, it’s been common knowledge since the very beginning that the Waynes are unwitting hosts to the parasitic Bats, who protect Gotham and its people from threats both internal and external in turn. There’s nothing anyone can do about it, even if they wanted to.
(That’s… not actually what’s happening, but nobody needs to know that. The Batfam is too committed to the bit to pull out now.)
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- Part 1 of Sides of a Coin ‘Verse
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Adventures in Batsitting by raven_of_hydecastle
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
03 Apr 2024
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"What, you're telling me the great Batman couldn't stop a nine-year-old from sneaking out?" Green Lantern scoffed. "At least come up with a believable excuse."
It was Batman's turn to scoff. "Like anyone else could do better. If you can keep Robin off the streets for a week, I'll buy you a Porsche."
AKA The JLA stages an intervention with Batman to get Robin off the streets. it goes downhill from there.
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Holy Early Days, Batman! by Amateum
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
26 Feb 2024
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“Since Batman and the JL here are young enough not to have any of the protocols in place yet, there is a…backup.” For the first time N seemed unsure, chewing on his bottom lip.
“A backup?” urged Superman, when N didn’t continue.
“It’s a bit...uncouth,” he said, glancing over at Batman, who immediately looked suspicious, “but it gets the job done. At least to figure out whether it’s time or dimensional travel. The other two obviously don’t apply here.”
“What are we waiting for then?" said Hal. "Do it.”
N took one last glance around the table before his eyes landed on Green Arrow. “Oliver.”
Taken slightly aback at his real name, he replied, “Yes?”
N leaned forward a bit, hands threading together in front of him on the table, and with a completely serious expression asked, “did you have sex with Bruce Wayne?”
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Sunshine Shining Through The Thunder Clouds by J4D34
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
21 Nov 2024
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Hal looked at him like he’d grown a second head. “You’re taking his side?”
“Of course,” Nightwing said brightly. “That’s my baby brother.”
The room went silent.
“…Did you say he’s your brother?” Diana asked, her brows furrowing.
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Jason gets caught by the JLA.
Of course, he needs someone to bail him out, and Batman is the supreme authority on the Watchtower and his dad so it makes perfect sense to call him. Unfortunately, Batman is still mad about those warehouses he blew up a few weeks ago, and karma is an asshole.
Justice League, meet Brucie Wayne.
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- Part 6 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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Come home, the kids miss you by andromarche
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Jan 2024
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"Well, you've obviously developed better taste since your thing with Batman," Barry said with a laugh.
Nightwing tensed, and paused, "Since my what?"
"Sorry, was it meant to be a secret?" Hal said apologetically, "We all know that you and Batman were like, a thing, at least at some point."
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Nightwing joins the Justice League and through a series of misunderstandings, the League jumps to conclusions about his relationship with Batman. Their conclusion: Batman and Nightwing are divorced.
(Tagged teen for swearing and some very light making out)
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- Part 1 of Andromarche's Batfam Shenanigans
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the kids are alright by unholy_elysium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
02 Nov 2024
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Bruce heads to the Watchtower to research some magic he came across on patrol. He wasn't expecting a large group of heroes to be sitting there without explanation. This means that he wasn't prepared for someone asking him to take something. Letting his cape open and allowing the gremlins to spill out probably wasn't his best idea, though.
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- Part 12 of bats out of hell
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Batman, Beer, and Barbeque by Arkangelo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
12 Oct 2024
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“Oh my God,” Hal whispered next to him. “Is Batman… driving a minivan?”
Clark blanched. Because that was most certainly Batman, and he was most certainly driving a minivan. It was black and sleek, with tinted windows and a polished fender, but all the money in the world couldn’t make a minivan look tasteful—especially not when the windows were decorated with Gotham Knights bumper stickers and a massive stick figure family with sharpied on bat-ears and what appeared to be... grappling hooks?
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Clark Kent hosts a Superbowl Party. No one expects Batman to show up. No one expects him to bring an entire minivan stacked with children, either.