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    Six years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Auror Hermione Granger activated a mysterious dark object, which unexpectedly sent her decades into the past.

    Tom Riddle, now known as Voldemort, returned to British wizarding society in 1966 after a decade-long absence. Under the guise of interviewing for the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching position, he arrived at Hogwarts to conceal one of his Horcruxes. But he soon discovered that the coveted position had been stolen a week earlier by an intriguing witch.

    As manipulative schemes emerged, tension evolved into a ruinous obsession.


    Illustrated and beta read by Nurchie.
    Tom Riddle Main Theme composed by #LastDay.
    Podfic and Russian translation available.

    This fic has been rewritten.

    New cover art and Chapter 11: Defense Against Mercy I: Falling are now posted with new chapter art by Nurchie.

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    54/?
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    The true time-turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.

    (In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)

    Podfic by Seollem available here: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PjMYX0TZdsZ1BzRxkH4S3

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    63/70
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    Hermione was suspicious when she found an old journal amongst her things.

    Tom was intrigued the night someone else's handwriting appeared in his diary.

    Lord Riddle watches his past unfold from Hermione's side of the timeline to make sure history repeats itself without Albus's interference.

    Tomione. Canon shifted up 20 years. No TT/Horcruxes/Prophecy. Eventual Slytherin!Hermione & Slytherin!Harry. Anti-Ron. Anti-Dumbledore. T at first, M later on.

    Portugues do Brasil:(Translation by Moonletterss): https://www.wattpad.com/story/294426477-the-diary-tomione

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    51/?
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    Sirius Black makes a different choice.

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    28/?
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    When Harry succumbs to dementors in Little Whinging, the last thing he expects is to wake and find Tom Riddle’s face staring back at him in the mirror.

    It only goes downhill from there.

    (In which Harry learns: if Voldemort had been like an atom bomb, Tom Riddle is the biblical forbidden fruit, succulent and fragrant and filled with an insidious rot that just may kill him.)

    Ongoing Translation(s): Russian, Ukrainian, Chinese

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    Harry is removed from the Dursley family when he is eight years old, and enters the wizarding world a few years younger and a lot wiser. He discovers a surprising dark heritage, and develops goals that do not involve vanquishing a certain Dark Lord or becoming the Chosen One. Adopted into the Black family, Harry will fight against the expectation that he is to defeat the Dark Lord and instead dedicates himself to protecting the dark legacy that has been left to him.

    Eventual Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort.

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    94/?
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    [SECOND INSTALMENT OF THE 'THE FANCIFUL PROVIDENCE OF DEATH' TRILOGY]
    [PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS 'CREATURE OF WINTER']

    Death thought that he had managed to avert the crisis rather well, all things considered. Harry Potter was dead, sure, but the boy's lack of a beating heart was hardly that much of a issue in the greater scheme of things. Really, it was Death's opinion that his master had been improved upon in death, now that he was without pesky things like a heartbeat or blood.

    Though, it certainly brought in a great deal of questions regarding the boy's mortality when he got up every morning to eat breakfast.

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    22/?
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    They're all liars, the lot of them. With their honey sweet lips and murderous tendencies. Sob stories for all of them, lies tangled with truth. No tears they weep for the wicked and the loved. And Death loves all of them.

     

    (if only they didn't take so much from him, Death muses sadly)

     

    In which Harry and Tom are both killers and liars and will stop nothing to get want they want or each other.

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    13/?
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    (aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')

    Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.

    At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.

    (cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)

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    30/?
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    It all happened so quickly. Harry was used to being unimportant and unnoticed, but then a terrible incident took away his life and gave him a new one. As it turned out, he was the Boy Who Lived, and the magical world had been looking for him. He was back just in time to begin his education at Hogwarts University.

    But Harry had a secret. Every night, for as long as he could remember, he dreamed of the Riddles. Every night, he watched unnoticed while they conducted grand works of magic. He had been studying them his entire life, and now they could finally see him.

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    It had been three weeks since Harry had mistakenly landed in the 1970s, given his name to Dumbledore as Harry James, and been re-Sorted as a Slytherin.

    It had been two weeks since, in an effort to avoid his mother and the Marauders, Harry had started hanging out with Snape.

    It had been one week since, to his absolute, gut-wrenching horror, he had been asked out by Lily Evans to Hogsmeade.

    Harry had never imagined there could be anything worse than facing down Lord Voldemort in a creepy graveyard. He had been wrong.


    Meet Harry Potter. He's broken the timeline, busted his parents' first date, and potentially botched his chances of ever being born.

    And, just maybe, he's also caught the attention of a certain rising Dark Lord.

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    Harry is betrayed. Harry gets a second chance to do it all over again.

    There is just one catch. If Harry gets to keep his memories from his previous life, so does Voldemort.

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    Chapters:
    56/?
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    Harry doesn't age while everyone he loves does. Sick of losing all those around him, Harry decides to move to a new world thanks to a ritual Hermione found.

    He ends up in a shithole without indoor plumbing where he meets a small but clever fellow named Bilbo Baggins who brings him along on a little adventure towards the east.

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    Harry Evans is a perfectly normal sixteen year old, thank you very much. Except that... he isn't. Not by anyone's standards. (Not when he can make things move with his mind). He tries not to let it bother him, but he's doing increasingly freakish things, and the world around him is getting stranger and stranger. People are following him, and speaking in metaphors, and somehow knowing his name. It's unnerving.
    He wonders when his life became this much of a fever dream.

    Or... Harry Potter somehow slipped under the radar, and now, 5 years after that first Hogwarts letter was sent out, they've finally found him. The world is darker, and more hopeless, and the Harry Potter they get seems like the furthest thing from a beacon of light. He's angry and reckless and world worn. But he's their only hope: the saviour of the Wizarding World. If only he gave a shit.

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    51/?
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    Dumbledore’s train when he dies brings him to an alternate universe with Tom Riddle asking for the defense post. There, he rights his wrongs and hires Tom Riddle as a Defense Professor to keep him from becoming Voldemort. It works. (Mostly.) Canon!Harry does the same unintentionally when he is a Firm Adult and stumbles into this AU Hogwarts hoping to teach defense. He cannot bc Tom. There is only teaching one spot available: Muggle Studies. Chaos ensues as Muggle Studies becomes everyone’s favorite class and gains a reputation as the most difficult course at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle is enraged, concerned, and… turned on?

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    When Harry finds Tom Riddle's diary he does not write 'Hello.' He does not write anything at all. He draws. Tom Riddle falls in love with the artwork.
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    Sketch by sketch, drawing by drawing, the ink Harry pours into the diary manifests as creations in Tom's monochrome world.

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    Trelawney whispered a different prophecy. Because of it, Harry Potter was allowed to live.

    He started his seventh year, the way he always had: as a half-blood Gryffindor, an orphan of Godric’s Hollow and the social leper of Hogwarts.

    Two things told Harry it would be an interesting semester: first, the Dark Lord would visit Hogwarts; second, they had a new defense professor, who moved with precision and power and spoke as if he was used to people hanging onto his every word.

    The man made Harry’s stomach squirm.

    And he called himself Marvolo Gaunt.

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    He’s outlived a basilisk.

    He’s mostly made of impossibility trapped between bones and skin these days, but that fact is mindboggling even for him.

    In which Tom Riddle is absolutely certain he wants to live forever, until he meets the immortal creature with green eyes and an obnoxious mouth.

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    1/1
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    "That's Herpo," the child says, and he doesn't bother to correct him to Harry. It'll be many years until he remembers Bins' droning voice saying that name. Remembers what it means.

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    1/1
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    512
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    Voldemort survives the Battle of Hogwarts because Harry Potter had not been the one to kill him, as the prophecy demands.

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    English
    Words:
    260,011
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Collections:
    44
    Comments:
    5,719
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    11,085
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    3,164
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