6 Works in Throw my heart into a blender why don't you? (mcyt edition)

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    Techno…I triple. Dog. Dare you to bite Phil. Right now.

     

     

    Techno grits his teeth, tilting his head forward to rest it against the rock in front of him.

    “How are the stasis chambers coming along, Tech?” Phil asks from somewhere above him.

    “Fantastically.” He answers dryly, doing his best to mentally manhandle the voice into silence. “Shut up.” He mutters to himself, much softer.

     

    Pussy.

     

    “Brat.”

     

    Dickhead.

     

     “I’m not going to take this slander from a disembodied voice in my head.” Techno huffs.

     

    Or

     

    A new voice has joined Technoblade’s chat.
    (And elsewhere, Tommyinnit has been killed.)

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    Months passed, not a singular person found his behavior to be amiss. He tried, he did, to act exactly like the Theseus in the book. No one found his behavior to be amiss. Even when Ranboo, the long-lost son of Philza Watson walked in the doors, Theseus acted exactly like the book intended him to be. Theseus poisoned Ranboo's drinks, Tobias abandoned and betrayed him, and Theseus was apprehended by the Captain of the Royal Knights- his brother by blood, Technoblade. Wilbur, a powerful magician, would read out his list of crimes in front of a judge and jury as it was intended.

    Theseus Watson, son of the duke, was doomed to die through execution.

    He felt the sharp pain of the guillotine slicing his neck.

    He woke up. He shot up without thinking twice because he should be back home, right? Yet, when he opened his eyes he was surrounded by red curtains, white bed sheets, and golden accents just like it had been a year ago.

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    or Tommy gets isekai'd into a book and can't fuckin die and i give angst :)

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    The death of Kristen broke the Craft family. Phil, in his grief, neglected his youngest, Tommy, subconsciously blaming him for the death of his wife. Techno, who was never great at handling emotions or children, followed suit. Wilbur, who was closest to his mother, was cruel and vicious to the child, and even though a part of him loved his youngest brother, his grief was far stronger.

    If Kristen’s death broke the Craft family, Tommy’s suicide shattered it. Each family member blaming each other for the fate of the youngest son, the no-longer Craft family split apart.

    Ten years after the suicide of Wilbur’s younger brother Tommy, Wilbur drunkenly opened up to his friends about his biggest regret, but when asked if he wanted the chance to change what happened, Wilbur and the rest of his estranged family members wake up ten years in the past, one week before Tommy killed himself.

    Wilbur and the rest of the Craft family must put aside their hatred for each other to save their youngest, and hopefully, in the process, fix their family.

    DO NOT REPOST/COPY/BIND THIS FANFICTION! IF THIS IS POSTED ANYWHERE THAT IS NOT AO3, I DID NOT ALLOW IT. 2/27/24

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    Right in the centre of the grass, stood a small ring of pale mushroom, their creamy flesh circling a patch of grass that looked slightly greener than the rest.

    A Faerie ring.

    Tommy grinned, taking a deep breath to steady himself before moving to stand within the ring. It felt wrong, bone numbingly, absolutely and deeply wrong to stand in the middle of the Faerie ring, but Tommy persevered. He began to shout.

    “Hello? I want to make a deal…”

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    “…in this world there is no meaning”

     

     

    ———

     

    After finally waking from his hibernation, Techno learns that a lot of things have changed. That he might not be able to trust his instincts.

    His instincts tell him that Tommy is a hallucination brought upon his unusually long hibernation. After all, Tommy faked his death and ran off months ago, well enough that the entire server believed he was actually dead.

    Which he wasn’t, because he was alive and hiding somewhere.

    Right?

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    It’s the face of a child hidden behind the mask of a monster.
     
    (And they wonder, “Have I been wrong?”)


    Dream is locked up in Pandora’s Vault. The person they find is not the tyrant they remember.

    Or, Dream is fifteen. The SMP reacts.

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