User:Wildhartlivie/Offbeat

Viewpoints & Politics

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This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.	This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.	This user believes in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone.	Why would anyone eat a peep?	IPUThis user worships the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbhhh).
This user remembers when television programming was only in black-and-white.	This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.	This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
NF This user's Keirsey Temperament is Idealist.	This user once wanted to be like Joan of Arc but then read how the story ended.	This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very sleepy.
ESFPThis user's MBTI type is ESFP.	I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.	This user feels the urge to buy just one more copy of The Catcher in the Rye.
This user accepts Karma.	Hanlon's RazorThis user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity. †	This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.
$0.{\bar {9}}$=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.	BS This user can speak Bullshit.	This user is pretty sure that she is an outlier compared to everybody else.
This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.	This user knows the Ultimate Answer.	This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.	PAR Just because this user is paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not after him or her.	This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.
This user understands and appreciates Irony. †	This user needs just one more userbox on their page!	This user wishes the series had ended with Ocean's Eleven.
They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said NO, NO, NO!