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User:OlenWhitaker

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Moderate to high level of vandalism

This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.
vn-3This user page has been vandalized 3 times.
No toolsThis user reverts vandalism manually, without the help of any tools such as Twinkle.
This user patrols the new pages and recent changes Old School Style.
This user is addicted to Wikipedia.
This user scored score on the Are You a Wikipediholic Test.
This user is a member of the U.S. Roads WikiProject.
This user is a member of WikiProject Firearms.
103 This user has made over 1000 edits.
4x101 This user has started over 40 new articles.
This editor is an Apprentice Editor and is entitled to display this Service Badge.
This user clicks on Random article way too often.
EBThis user uses the Encyclopædia Britannica along with Wikipedia.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
US
(UK)
This user uses American English,
but occasionally with British spellings.
BAS This user can program in BASIC.
<html> This user can write HTML.
This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.
H20 This user drinks water.
This user would rather be playing poker.
B This user's favourite colour is BLACK.
BCo This user is a fan of black comedy.
This user is a Monty Python fan.
HSF This user knows Han shot first!
J This user trusts Jimbo.

"Saith the Preacher, vanispamcruftisement of vanispamcruftisements; all is vanispamcruftisement."

-WikiBible[a]
Ecclesiastes 1:2


Major contributions

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Articles Created

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I have created the following articles:
(redirects, disambigs, and pages outside article space not included)

Colorado State Highway 17
Colorado State Highway 23
Colorado State Highway 26
Colorado State Highway 59
Colorado State Highway 61
Colorado State Highway 63
Colorado State Highway 90
Colorado State Highway 109
Colorado State Highway 112
Colorado State Highway 113
Colorado State Highway 114
Colorado State Highway 127
Colorado State Highway 128
Colorado State Highway 134
Colorado State Highway 136
Colorado State Highway 139
Colorado State Highway 140
Colorado State Highway 141
Colorado State Highway 142
Colorado State Highway 144
Colorado State Highway 145
Colorado State Highway 149
Colorado State Highway 150
Colorado State Highway 151
Colorado State Highway 157
Colorado State Highway 159
Colorado State Highway 165
Colorado State Highway 172
Colorado State Highway 184
Colorado State Highway 194
Colorado State Highway 347
Colorado State Highway 394
Colorado State Highway 402
New Mexico State Road 7
New Mexico State Road 68
New Mexico State Road 161
New Mexico State Road 378
New Mexico State Road 518
New Mexico State Road 522
Utah State Route 46

Total article creations: 40
(Can you tell I'm working on WikiProject U.S. Roads?)

Other major contributions

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I have overhauled or otherwise made substantial contributions to the following articles:

Gun politics in the United States
Added section on state constitutions; this section was later broken out as part of the spin-off article Political arguments of gun politics in the United States
List of assault rifles
Total rewrite; rescued from AfD


Editing milestones

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First edit

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February 8, 2008 Added a reference citation to Make My Day State which has since merged into Castle Doctrine.

100th edit

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March 11, 2008 Made a comment on Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Daniel James (Record Producer) favouring deletion. Result: deleted.

500th edit

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March 30, 2008 Created Colorado State Highway 113. I created the article, I mean, not the highway.

1,000th edit

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April 30, 2008 Reverted vandalism on Parrotfish.


Rave reviews

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The reviews are in!
Vandals everywhere agree: this user is a hit!
Roger Ebert gives him a "big thumbs up"[1] while 64.39.113.171 says "bite me!"[2] 172.163.114.27 praises this user's contributions as "a dildo with extra cheese"[3] and calls his penis "a Micropecker."[3]


Notes

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^ a: WikiBible, the free path to salvation that anyone can edit.

References

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  1. ^ The Big Book of Stuff Roger Ebert Never Actually Said but Should Have
  2. ^ 64.39.113.171 (2008-03-31). "User talk:OlenWhitaker". Wikipedia. Retrieved 2008-04-11. {{cite web}}: |author= has numeric name (help)
  3. ^ a b 172.163.114.27 (2008-04-11). "User:OlenWhitaker". Wikipedia. Retrieved 2008-04-11. {{cite web}}: |author= has numeric name (help) Cite error: The named reference "IP27" was defined multiple times with different content (see the help page).


I wonder how many consecutive, single word Wikilinks can be collected in one sentence without any red links, repetition (other than punctuation,) or the use of piping?