User:F-35 Ace

VegThis user likes to talk to tomatoes

This user is a Sponge.

DIEThis user will take over the world...next year

zzzThis user likes to sleep

AiC	This user is down in a hole

This user is not Christian but still celebrates Christmas.

This user enjoys bonsai.

Don't be evil

This user would be lost without Google.

This user misses Pluto.:-(

This user knows that Only You can prevent Forest Fires.

TThis user is a member of Toastmasters International.

This user has been There and Back Again.

Arctic Monkeys

This user is a fan of Arctic Monkeys, don't believe the hype.

H!This user is not here to please you

DIOYYDoes This Userbox Offend You, Yeah?

This user is a bear. Grr!

This user has seen a ghost.

This user knows a great camping spot.

/b/This user is a /b/tard.

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This user is a userbox.

TThis user is a Distinguished Toastmaster.DTM

This user is undergoing rigorous training.

This user is sick of seeing all of these ribbons.

This user thinks ribbons do not raise any awareness.

XDThis user loves spleen jokes.

User with a picture.

User:America Needs Jesus/openeyes

This user lives by the Pirate code: “Take what you can, and give nothing back!”

This User is Having None of this God Business.

6 C 12.011

This user is made out of Carbon.

7/0 =This user believes that math is broke.ERROR

This user is a beach bum.

This user works for the United States Department of Defense.

This user is a philosopher.

This user is a psychologist.

This user wants to be a pilot, but can't, because they are too young.

This user has flown in simulated combat.

This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

This user is proud to be a United States citizen.

This user lives in the United States Commonwealth of Virginia.

This user didn't know there were two Montanas, one in Bulgaria and the U.S. state.

☯This user is interested in Karma.

This user is a Buddhist.

This user accepts Karma.

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This user understands all the mysteries of the Universe

∞This user is an ageless immortal.

This user is male.

This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry.

sis	This user has a little sister

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

GMT
?This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

This user is a Capricornian.

鼠This user was born in the year of the Rat.

This user's favorite color is purple.

This user's favorite color is red.

This user eats food.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user eats bagels.

This user loves pancakes.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chicken.

This user is a waffle eater.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user loves
donuts.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user loves cake.

This user loves brownies.

This user eats chocolate.

This user eats cookies.

This user eats popcorn.

C₂H₅OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

This user drinks Coca-Cola

CokeThis user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close.Pepsi

This user drinks nothing but Dr Pepper.

This user eats at Burger King.

This user eats at KFC.

This user eats at McDonald's.

This user is a Pizza Hutter.

This user is interested in his or her family history.

This user's favorite roller coaster is Dominator, which this user has ridden 6,000,000 times.

???This user is interested in interest.

This user is an Americophile.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is a breakdancer.

This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.

This user flies RC Planes and does NOT think they're toys!

This user prefers warm weather.

This user loves sunny days

This user owns one or more dogs.

SelloutThis user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

This user is a sumo wrestler.

This user prefers
jumping out of a plane
to landing in one.

This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes.

This user plays
pocket billiards.

This user just sank your battleship.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user enjoys playing poker.

CardsThis user enjoys playing Uno.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

This user plays Pac-Man.

REThis user plays Resident Evil.

MMO
RPGThis user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.

This user does not smoke.

This user is drug-free.

?	This user is confused by politics.

This user supports a free Tibet.^‡

This user does not like socklessness.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?

This user contributes using American English.

This user loves Volkswagen.

This user likes to change traffic lights to get through faster or because crashes make good photographs.

This user is one of an infinite number of "monkeys" editing Wikipedia right now.

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.

jklozvrfajbk
vsalvnkanvls;aThis user likes banging on the keyboard.

This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.

This user has been living in a cave somewhere.

—This space is for rent.

This user is Fatmouse!
or they're a follower...

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! _{or else...}

This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.

This user is a man-eating talking plant.

This user may or may
not be Mr Ducky.

This user is a mutant.

...	This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

Your company's logo goes here.This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry!

Grrr! Brains! Brains!

Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.

This user thinks time zones are evil.

Love Farmers, They Feed You.

YMThis user is your mom.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT←

1, 2, 3...This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.

This user STRONGLY advocates the use of more cowbell.

Guess what?This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

Userboxes Rock!This user is a userbox!

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

' .
-This user is too tired to go to the grocery
(looks like toothpaste for dinner again...)

This user is a Pirate. Arrr!

Sigma notation makes this user's head explode.

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dumbThis user doesn't know how to use Userboxes.

This user fears the clowns.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.

This user is of human and Martian ancestry.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.

This user has a squid for a head.

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

This user politely asks:
Who are you working for?!

This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised.

AWThis user has been taken away to Another World.

This user doesn't like vampires.

This prophet is in his house.

ent	This user wants to be your superhero.

$This user is a fan of game shows.

M.D.This user watches House.

HThis user knows
It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies.

Could
be
lupusThis user knows that it's never lupus

KitHThis user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.

LOST4…8…15…16…23…42…

This user is LOST…

LOSTThey are looking for this user in the wrong place...

ALIASThis user used to change their hair color every day.

InvasionThis user saw the lights. Did you?

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

NUMB3RSWe all use math every day.

SVThis user is faster than a speeding bullet.

DIRTY
JOBSThis user knows it's a
dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

8/108 out of 10 cats said, "This user is brilliant."

FRA	This user is listening.

ITHello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?

jamThis user was born dead through their own arse.

This user wonders if there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

#270Vandalized Wikipedia
This user loves My Name Is Earl

?	This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.

ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

This user is
reporting for duty!

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.