User:DMahalko/about me

While I do like Wikipedia's user boxes to quickly summarize my interests and so forth, I'm of the opinion that this ridiculously huge table of boxes is distracting from the articles I'd like to discuss.

The wikipedian commentary

This user loves userboxes.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

Life Learner - Interested in everything!

This user is a mad scientist.	This user considers themselves self-educated.	BIOThis user's favourite subject is Biology.
This user's favourite subject is Chemistry.	This user's favourite subject is Information Communication Technology.	MATHThis user's favorite subject is Mathematics.
PHLThis user's favourite subject is philosophy.	This user's favorite subject is physics.	PSYThis user's favorite subject is Psychology.

The Internet - It's Work, and it's my Life

This user is a Computer System Administrator.	This user contributes using a laptop.	This user contributes using a PC.
<56kThis poor user contributes using a dial-up connection slower than 56k.	BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user loves using Google Earth.	goon This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.	AddThis user is addicted to virtual communities.

A few personal details

XThis user is a member of Generation X.	This user is Child Free by Choice.	This user is an omnivore.
This user supports the conservation movement.	This user supports the use of nuclear energy.	This user is an AFOL.

Games, games, games!

UTThis user plays Unreal Tournament.	This user plays World of Warcraft.	Deus ExThis user wears sunglasses during night operations.
DNIt's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum.	This user plays Quake.	This user plays the Halo series.
This user is addicted to video games.	cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.	This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
EQ2This user plays EverQuest 2	This user plays games in the Super Mario series.	MIThis user knows all the Monkey Island Insults by heart!
This user plays Pac-Man.	This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.	This user plays the Star Fox series.
This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.	SCThis user plays SimCity.	SC2KThis user's city is much better than Defacto's.
An Adventurer is this User.	This user prefers to play games on a laptop.	This user enjoys playing retro games.
Mrh?This user plays Urban Dead. Graaaagh!

My reading is typically science or sci-fi

This user enjoys reading anything.	This user enjoys writing.	DThis user reads Dilbert.
This user enjoys reading science fiction.	This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.	This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke.
This user's personal hero is Carl Sagan.	Big Brother is watching this user.	This user is a fan of Dune.
This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

TV is mostly science or sci-fi

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!	CSIThis user follows the evidence.	Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
QThis user is an omnipotent member of the Q Continuum.	This user is a Doctor Who fan.	This user is a fan of Monty Python.
Tron This user fights on the Game Grid.	d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.	This user supports the Babylon Project.
FarThis user watches Farscape.	This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!	Blade Runner This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made.
machThis user watches machinima.	STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.	o_OThis user is a moderate fan of anime.
This user is a member of NERV.	GThis user likes Gundam, and wishes to become a Mobile Suit pilot	This user is a Space Cowboy.
RDThis user is full of smeg.	H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.

Trace/Space/Electronica, or high-energy with thumping subwoofers

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.	This user enjoys electronic music.	This user likes disco music.
This user enjoys pop music.

Spirituality

This user understands biological evolution.	This user knows about ignosticism, the belief that the existence of God is not a useful topic of discussion.	agnThis user is interested in agnosticism.
This user is interested in the belief that the Meaning of life is to Improve Oneself.	This user enjoys philosophy.	This user is interested in existentialism.
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.	This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody.	This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.
IPUThis user doesn't really worship the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbHhh).		This user is not a number; he is a free man.
This user knows "...there is no spoon".	This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.