Bishzilla
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Guardian dragon was gentle, great Bishzilla! --Gerda Arendt (talk) 08:06, 14 June 2017 (UTC)
- [Bishzilla tries to eat the little star-shaped cookie. Always hungry.] No... [cough], sharp little points! Probably for personal adornment! [Pins the little brooch to the spiderman suit.] Fine! Thank you young Gerda! bishzilla ROARR!! 09:52, 14 June 2017 (UTC).
- Such an old decoration, must be tough to eat, should have written a warning, cough. Warn Darwinbish that the sapphire is probably also tough to chew, and will not soften by 2022. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 10:21, 14 June 2017 (UTC)
- Gerda, now that we have reachesd 2022, have you checked whether you were right about it not softening? It will be a bit embarassing for you if it has. JBW (talk) 19:45, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
- Darwinbish's sapphire was firm and in place in 2021, and will be checked again a year later. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 19:58, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
- Gerda, now that we have reachesd 2022, have you checked whether you were right about it not softening? It will be a bit embarassing for you if it has. JBW (talk) 19:45, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
- don't eat poem, "Din järngråa glädje"! --Gerda Arendt (talk) 10:24, 14 June 2017 (UTC)
- Such an old decoration, must be tough to eat, should have written a warning, cough. Warn Darwinbish that the sapphire is probably also tough to chew, and will not soften by 2022. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 10:21, 14 June 2017 (UTC)
'Zilla's job to burn tings out, non the Bishette! Have a steak sandwich, doctor's orders. — fortunavelut luna 11:27, 5 August 2017 (UTC) |
Wagyu beef with sprig of wakame (?) on top! Just right! (Kindly always embiggen little food scraps! 800 x 600 still only mouthful!) [Bishzilla downs the lightly embiggened sandwich, is revived and cheered, looks round for things to torch.] Good doctor! bishzilla ROARR!! 09:08, 12 August 2017 (UTC).
Perhaps a tiny chocolate fountain for 'Zilla's sweet tooth? EdChem (talk) 14:27, 12 August 2017 (UTC)
- 'Zilla no like chocolate? EdChem sad :( EdChem (talk) 14:43, 26 August 2017 (UTC)
- Chocolate..? Bishzilla already ate the little biosphere! Not exuding chocolate any more! Bishzilla also sad! bishzilla ROARR!! 14:50, 26 August 2017 (UTC).
Little imposters?
editBishZilla-costumed impersonators? ...family reunion? ...trick-or-treaters?
— Berean Hunter (talk) 17:13, 30 October 2017 (UTC)
- Hehe! Actually more of RexxS imposters! Look at the baby T-Rex stampede, Dino! bishzilla ROARR!! 18:29, 30 October 2017 (UTC).
- Dino very excited by small stampeders. Only suspicious of the "John Seigenthaler Pedestrian Bridge" – maybe more hoaxing? --T-RexxS (rawr) 18:44, 30 October 2017 (UTC)
- Hehe! Actually more of RexxS imposters! Look at the baby T-Rex stampede, Dino! bishzilla ROARR!! 18:29, 30 October 2017 (UTC).
- I'll see you that, and raise you this. The fact that it's available for sale implies that there's someone, somewhere, who would pay $50 to have this on their wall. ‑ Iridescent 17:18, 30 October 2017 (UTC)
- And an imposter poster, too....I couldn't help but post that.
— Berean Hunter (talk) 17:27, 30 October 2017 (UTC)
- Fine poster cheap at the prize, Iridescent! [Bishzilla realizes the poster can be delivered to Sweden. Starts going through her pockets looking for VISA card.] Oops! Forgot about the little users living down there! All calm down, make orderly exit through catflap! bishzilla ROARR!! 18:29, 30 October 2017 (UTC).
- Scotland baby box has portrait of Loch Ness 'Zilla, so all newborns to be suitably impressed. Not sure if Roarrr included. . . dave souza, talk 18:58, 30 October 2017 (UTC)
- Fine poster cheap at the prize, Iridescent! [Bishzilla realizes the poster can be delivered to Sweden. Starts going through her pockets looking for VISA card.] Oops! Forgot about the little users living down there! All calm down, make orderly exit through catflap! bishzilla ROARR!! 18:29, 30 October 2017 (UTC).
- And an imposter poster, too....I couldn't help but post that.
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editGiant gingerbread house with marshmallow snow for hungry 'zilla. (Please eat only house and yard, not inhabitants!) RivertorchFIREWATER 02:56, 24 December 2017 (UTC)
Mighty Bishzilla crush ANI?
editHello Bishzilla! Just wanted to say it was good seeing you on the tiny dramah board today! Is it so tiny that Bishzilla might accidentally step on it? TonyBallioni (talk) 22:45, 11 January 2018 (UTC)
- [Darkly.] There are no accidents. bishzilla ROARR!! 22:48, 11 January 2018 (UTC).
- Surely if a disrespectful rooster and "sky warrior" got stepped on, it would be "accidental"? --Floquenbeam (talk) 23:49, 11 January 2018 (UTC)
- Aardvark Floquenbeam will have to keep that in mind when assessing consensus in any future RfAs. Disrespect of great Zilla is unbecoming conduct. TonyBallioni (talk) 23:59, 11 January 2018 (UTC)
- Aardvark Floquenbeam won't close RFA's that Floquenbeam votes it, and Floquenbeam will definitely vote in RFA's of people who are foolish enough to dis the lizard. --Floquenbeam (talk) 00:17, 12 January 2018 (UTC)
- Aardvark Floquenbeam will have to keep that in mind when assessing consensus in any future RfAs. Disrespect of great Zilla is unbecoming conduct. TonyBallioni (talk) 23:59, 11 January 2018 (UTC)
- Surely if a disrespectful rooster and "sky warrior" got stepped on, it would be "accidental"? --Floquenbeam (talk) 23:49, 11 January 2018 (UTC)
Are you basically a more powerful and dangerous version of the Pulgasari? (((The Quixotic Potato))) (talk) 00:48, 12 January 2018 (UTC)
- [Interested in the photo of the young Pulgasari.] Handsome! Bishzilla always up for sweet dalliance with goodlooking monsters! bishzilla ROARR!! 08:26, 12 January 2018 (UTC).
You are not a "superclerk"! I keep telling you!
editBishzilla, you are not a superclerk![1] Or for that matter a clerk at all. Stop it! Bishonen | talk 18:34, 3 May 2018 (UTC).
- Someone's jealous. --NeilN talk to me 18:34, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
- She's not allowed in Wikipedia space, NeilN! As she well knows! Go brumate or something, Bishzilla! Bishonen | talk 18:38, 4 May 2018 (UTC).
- Someone's telling Bishzilla what to do? Me stands well away from that person as me doesn't want to get craterized. --NeilN talk to me 18:42, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
- Marmalization...for the breakfast toast :) —SerialNumber54129 paranoia /cheap shit room 19:04, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
- Someone's telling Bishzilla what to do? Me stands well away from that person as me doesn't want to get craterized. --NeilN talk to me 18:42, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
- She's not allowed in Wikipedia space, NeilN! As she well knows! Go brumate or something, Bishzilla! Bishonen | talk 18:38, 4 May 2018 (UTC).
'Zilla sighting
edit'Zilla sighted near Poughkeepsie! Flames must make it hard to keep the artwork on the truck. Acroterion (talk) 19:32, 26 May 2018 (UTC)
- Zilla made a right mess of that floor, there's white paint all over the place ;) —SerialNumber54129 paranoia /cheap sh*t room 19:51, 26 May 2018 (UTC)
- ['Zilla considers making the cute little truck a mobile subsidiary of her pocket, along with the special winter sports section with igloo. Encourages the tiny user in the driver's seat to head for the catflap.] bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 20:04, 26 May 2018 (UTC).
- I thought maybe this was Bishzilla's day job, but the commute would be difficult, walking across the ocean floor from Tokyo to New York and back again every day. Acroterion (talk) 20:13, 26 May 2018 (UTC)
- ..."leaping tall buildings in a single bound"—oh wait, that's been done :)
- I thought maybe this was Bishzilla's day job, but the commute would be difficult, walking across the ocean floor from Tokyo to New York and back again every day. Acroterion (talk) 20:13, 26 May 2018 (UTC)
- ['Zilla considers making the cute little truck a mobile subsidiary of her pocket, along with the special winter sports section with igloo. Encourages the tiny user in the driver's seat to head for the catflap.] bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 20:04, 26 May 2018 (UTC).
- Zilla made a right mess of that floor, there's white paint all over the place ;) —SerialNumber54129 paranoia /cheap sh*t room 19:51, 26 May 2018 (UTC)
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Elemental
editBishzilla, I lay this at your scaly feet... and ask you, "How do I make my user name so pretty it will make the other children in the playground green with bitter envy? All the cool kids are doing it." Hamster Sandwich (talk) 19:46, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
- [Bishzilla peers at the tiny user. Aha, hamster. Is the little user helping rotate Bishonen's hamster-powered barnstar? Hard work!] Purty... purty... hmm. Purtiest part of Bishzilla's sig is of course rising roar. [Bishzilla thinks of the great cleverness with which she created the roar, long ago. Always cheers her up!] Probably the little hamster must first create powerful hamster sound for the "talk" part of sig, then prettify. What do hamsters say? Squeak? Maybe inquire of User:RexxS about purtiness — RexxS more au fait with piddling lawyerly rules for sigs than 'Zilla. bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 20:29, 18 December 2018 (UTC).
- Au fait? Crap, Bishzilla's getting more and more French. Silliness! Bishonen | talk 20:31, 18 December 2018 (UTC).
- Au courant? Le Drmies (talk) 20:32, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
- And it's not even real French! I thought so! Was ist diese Scheisse? Bishonen | talk 20:33, 18 December 2018 (UTC).
- Trembling with awe and fear, I give my thanks, and back slowly towards the cat-door, never turning away from your steely gaze for even a moment... Respectfully, Hamster Sandwich (talk) 20:37, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
- What a strange sandwich that would be. I hope it's served with hot sauce. Drmies (talk) 20:38, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
- Hamster eating a green sandwich wearing a Christmas hat. Ahhhhh. Simon Adler (talk) 20:54, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
- What a strange sandwich that would be. I hope it's served with hot sauce. Drmies (talk) 20:38, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
- Trembling with awe and fear, I give my thanks, and back slowly towards the cat-door, never turning away from your steely gaze for even a moment... Respectfully, Hamster Sandwich (talk) 20:37, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
- And it's not even real French! I thought so! Was ist diese Scheisse? Bishonen | talk 20:33, 18 December 2018 (UTC).
- Haha, very christmas-y. Looking closely, it appears that the little
userhamster isn't so much eating the sammich, as storing it in the roomy cheek pouches. Bishonen | talk 21:04, 18 December 2018 (UTC).- I think you are right Bish. Also it could be a green waffle. Simon Adler (talk) 21:11, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
- Better living through chemistry? It's no joke though... Many young hamsters are hooked on the "junk". Tragic, really... Hamster Sandwich (talk) 21:14, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
- I think you are right Bish. Also it could be a green waffle. Simon Adler (talk) 21:11, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
- Haha, very christmas-y. Looking closely, it appears that the little
Nomnomnom
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Thank you for a thoughtful nom! · bzzzzt you might have supported the candidate, no? · warning: flowers sourrr! --Gerda Arendt (talk) 11:38, 11 April 2019 (UTC)
Roaring news
editHello B. I thought of this iteration of the Bish family when I saw that the Criterion Collection is set to release 15 of your films in a box set this October :-) Cheers. MarnetteD|Talk 20:41, 25 July 2019 (UTC)
- Ah! Rumblings of popcorn machines, sizzling of pizza ovens! Come one come all! The greatest 'zilla viewing marathon or binge watch of all time coming soon to a pocket near you! Come little talkpage stalkers, come Bishonen's socks every one, come little ArbCom, come young MarnetteD! Bring your friends! The Showa Era is upon us! bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 00:05, 26 July 2019 (UTC).
- Very well said Bishzilla! It is gonna be a Tokyo tumbling down event :-) MarnetteD|Talk 00:15, 26 July 2019 (UTC)
- thank you for the invitation, only popcorn makes me melancholic --Gerda Arendt (talk) 06:20, 26 July 2019 (UTC)
- Very well said Bishzilla! It is gonna be a Tokyo tumbling down event :-) MarnetteD|Talk 00:15, 26 July 2019 (UTC)
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Why Bish No Eat?
editWhy big scary 'Zilla no eat mean little dinosaur Jimbo Wales for blocking alter ego back in '09? Nosebagbear (talk) 20:55, 20 September 2019 (UTC)
- Little Bishonen always getting into scrapes — very pesky personality — 'Zilla can't eat everybody. Actually personally she on good terms with Jimbo. Once little godking jumped into her pocket and went to sleep — so cute! (Happened on IRC.) bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 21:05, 20 September 2019 (UTC).
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Invitation to join The Supreme Superior Malevolent Evil Ghost Cabal of Death, Destruction, Darkness, Doom and All Other Negative Adjectives You Can Think Of
editHello, Bishzilla. We are The Supreme Superior Malevolent Evil Ghost Cabal of Death, Destruction, Darkness, Doom and All Other Negative Adjectives You Can Think Of. We want YOU (yes, you!) to join us. We plan on invading... uh, I mean, helping the English Wikipedia on April 1, 2020, but we have almost no power. What we need is a giant monster. And, the best giant monster we could find on Wikipedia is you. Please consider this proposition. Thank you for reading. — Preceding unsigned comment added by NineFiveSeven (talk • contribs) 12:53, 30 January 2020 (UTC)
- Little NineFiveSeven blocked sock! Pity! Nevertheless welcome in pocket. Come one come all! Malevolent Evil welcome also! (If brings a bottle.) bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 01:07, 31 January 2020 (UTC).
- Personally, I'm just confused why any of "Supreme Superior Malevolent Evil Ghost Cabal of Death, Destruction, Darkness, Doom" could possibly be considered negative adjectives! Nosebagbear (talk) 16:52, 26 February 2020 (UTC)
Did you know?
editBishzilla in Bengali language means "20 districts". I hope that's not the breakfast menu for your gentle roarness. Aditya(talk • contribs) 08:09, 25 September 2020 (UTC)
- 20 districts? [Bishzilla ties napkin round neck, rubs hands (?) together in anticipation.] bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 09:11, 25 September 2020 (UTC).
- No food, just music: someone gave something Swedish to no-longer-young Gerda for her birthday (sorry, towards bottom). --Gerda Arendt (talk) 11:36, 25 September 2020 (UTC)
- Ah, Abiskojåkka, very fine jåkka! [Bishzilla, a Motörhead fan, is less impressed by "Vi gå över daggstänkta berg", so tactfully says nothing about the music.] bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 13:23, 25 September 2020 (UTC).
- No food, just music: someone gave something Swedish to no-longer-young Gerda for her birthday (sorry, towards bottom). --Gerda Arendt (talk) 11:36, 25 September 2020 (UTC)
Moop Mama |
- understand, - how is this band (from same list) then? Meermenschen = people from the sea / mehr Menschen = more people / make afraid of Menschenmeer = sea of people --Gerda Arendt (talk) 13:37, 25 September 2020 (UTC)
Pleaaassseee, oh big and scary one
editThe troublesome ones need someone to keep them out of trouble next year.
You eat problems - no trouble for them to get into!
I'm sure big gang of campaign managers would appear on request
Nosebagbear offers distracting small canape while fleeing
- (talk page stalker) Too much work! Bishzilla lazy like obese turtle! darwin bish 20:06, 9 November 2020 (UTC).
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editSiamosaurus is Wikipedia:Today's featured article/January 10, 2021. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs) 01:16, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
Honorable superclerk
editFreudian slip perhaps? [2], fixed now though due to superclerking. — Ched (talk) 16:58, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
Little fish sad on April 1
editLittle fish watched Godzilla vs. Kong last night, and feels very sad now, for all the fighting. Please big Bishzilla be nice to big monkey. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:10, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
- Monkeys, bah. Hardly worth fightin' em! Send in Mechabishzilla! bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 21:19, 1 April 2021 (UTC).
- Nice monkey! Bad Mechagodzilla! At end of movie, big monkey and Godzilla make alliance, no fight, but not on speaking terms. Like a lot of marriages. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:46, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
- Think little Trypo bad fish to say bad anyzilla. See my little user Ched have HBO max .. will make him turn on movie. We watch together. Too much alone time bad. Spoiler bad. ... ugh ... watch anyway. — ChedZILLA 23:03, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
- Fish no spoil! Fish no spoil! (Movie the kind of movie that it's so bad it's good.) --Tryptofish (talk) 23:26, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
- Fish happy now! Comcast finally has Disney . Fish can watch Hamilton. Yay! --Tryptofish (talk) 23:28, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
- Fish laughing now! Did a little research, found our page on an earlier version of the film, and found this image. Do look! Will not be disappointed! --Tryptofish (talk) 23:39, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
- Come to think of it, looks like photo of ArbCom! --Tryptofish (talk) 23:41, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
- [Not disappointed, fine ceremony. But baffled by talk of "suit actors".] bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 08:31, 2 April 2021 (UTC).
- I agree. I don't think anyone there is wearing a costume. --Tryptofish (talk) 00:27, 3 April 2021 (UTC)
- [Not disappointed, fine ceremony. But baffled by talk of "suit actors".] bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 08:31, 2 April 2021 (UTC).
- Think little Trypo bad fish to say bad anyzilla. See my little user Ched have HBO max .. will make him turn on movie. We watch together. Too much alone time bad. Spoiler bad. ... ugh ... watch anyway. — ChedZILLA 23:03, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
- Nice monkey! Bad Mechagodzilla! At end of movie, big monkey and Godzilla make alliance, no fight, but not on speaking terms. Like a lot of marriages. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:46, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
Culinary question
editNow that little fish has been put on sofa in Mighty Zilla's pocket, little fish is pondering culinary options. Being somewhat inclined to bite the hand that feeds them, little fish is looking at lizard-eating options. So, what is Zilla's view on Iguana meat? --Tryptofish (talk) 20:33, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
- Parboil handsome little cousin? No no, never! Pet, not snack! bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 20:59, 14 April 2021 (UTC).
- Tryptofish extends fin, tries to pet the iguana. Pet! Pet! --Tryptofish (talk) 21:09, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
- Tryptofish looks around, gets puzzled expression on face. Hmm... strange... would have thought there would be more of a paleo diet around here. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:16, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
- Heck no. Side effects include weakness, diarrhea, and headaches. No diarrhea on sofa in Victorian parlor, please! Jurassic diet for intestinal health rule in pocket! Compare cake fridge. Also refreshing beverages (tea, coffee). bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 09:17, 15 April 2021 (UTC).
- Little fish very happy, thanks! Excellent diet. Much more pleasing than eating worms. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:30, 15 April 2021 (UTC)
- Tryptofish makes note to self, not to invite some relatives, who can't keep their mouths away from their backsides. Ewww! --Tryptofish (talk) 22:01, 15 April 2021 (UTC)
- Heck no. Side effects include weakness, diarrhea, and headaches. No diarrhea on sofa in Victorian parlor, please! Jurassic diet for intestinal health rule in pocket! Compare cake fridge. Also refreshing beverages (tea, coffee). bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 09:17, 15 April 2021 (UTC).
Wake up
editWake up great one! Tiny user call honorable Ms. Shonen "old" see here. Ms 'Shonen NOT old! Ms. Shonen all great and wonderful owner of many pets. Little user new - not want to scare. Has pretty pets on user page .. maybe little yellow bird be good to eat? — ChedZILLA 22:36, 20 April 2021 (UTC)
- Little 'shonen is baby! bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 11:35, 25 April 2021 (UTC).
Vacation (and hot times)
editI saw that honorable Bishonen said at her user talk that her recent vacation was nice but hot. I don't want to side-track her serious discussion there, so I hope that mighty Zilla will pass along the message.
As it happens, I was away from my usual pond over the same period of time, visiting the house I grew up in and inherited. But the air conditioning pooped out. I had the repair company come, and they spent two days working on it and charged me US $1,100, and the fix only lasted 24 hours. (Angry fish, very angry fish.) It was hot there, too, heat index around 100 Fahrenheit. Little fish is tropical fish, but not that tropical.
I guess, When You're Hot, You're Hot. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:52, 24 July 2021 (UTC)
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editSeriously, monster! No socks are allowed in Wikipedia space. I know you think you have special privileges, but you really don't. Bishonen | tålk 22:54, 28 January 2022 (UTC).
Second warning
edit[3]. And I agree with what Bish said. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:00, 25 February 2022 (UTC)
This is your last warning. The next time you refactor another editor's post on a discussion page, you may be blocked from editing without further notice. And don't imagine that your friend Bishonen will come and unblock you, because I'll block her too. JBW (talk) 15:14, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
I also see that that edit was made in flagrant violation of Bishonen's warning to you in the section above, so don't be surprised if she comes and blocks you when she realises what you have done. JBW (talk) 15:17, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
- I realised it soon after, and apologised to Floquenbeam. Perhaps I ought to block her, indeed, but.. well, I'm pretty sure Floquenbeam would unblock, then there would be a wheel war. Drama, drama. Bishzilla enjoys drama, and gratifying her taste for it is probably not the way to go. Bishonen | tålk 15:34, 8 February 2022 (UTC).
- It may be possible (albeit not prudent) to block Bishzilla, but I dare anyone to pocket her. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:49, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
About your signature
editI'm sorry to disturb you, but I've noticed your signature goes against the Wikipedia sigature guidelines policy stated here. Specifically it states: "Avoid markup such as <big>
and <span style="font-size: 200%;">
(or more) tags (which enlarge text); this is likely to disrupt the way that surrounding text displays."
Have a nice rest of your day, QuickQuokka [talk • contribs] 18:15, 26 April 2022 (UTC).
- Bishzilla, if Bishonen hadn't told me to go away, I'd have given you a link to WP:MALVOLIO. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:53, 26 April 2022 (UTC)
- @QuickQuokka: Your signature violates that exact same policy which requires a minimum color contrast ratio of 4.5:1. ––FormalDude talk 19:00, 19 June 2022 (UTC)
- @FormalDude: Thanks so much! That is both a violation of Wikipedia policy, and not accessible to people with impaired vision. I will now change my signature to something that fits the policy listed. QuickQuokka [talk • contribs] 11:52, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
- @FormalDude: Done QuickQuokka [talk • contribs] 14:43, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
- Bishzilla colours fine, surely. Roarr need extra large! [Patiently pointing out the obvious:] Bishzilla extra large. bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 14:52, 20 June 2022 (UTC).
- Wozza sigature n y noze guidelines? LessHeard vanU (talk) 16:09, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
- [Bishzilla affectionately stuffs the extra little Little Less in pocket.] Wozza! bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 16:24, 20 June 2022 (UTC).
A goat for you!
editHope you're hungry Bishzilla! This one looks juicy.
Andrevan@ 19:18, 17 July 2022 (UTC)
Thank you little Andrevan! [Bishzilla is a little dubious about eating the cute goat.] Pet or snack? [Stuffs the goat in her pocket while she considers.] Hungry, but... [Squeezes the little Andrevan gently to assess his suitability for eating.] Perhaps more tender than the goat? bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 19:27, 17 July 2022 (UTC).
- Bishzilla!! Bad dino! Do not eat users! You know this! Bishonen | tålk 19:28, 17 July 2022 (UTC).
- [wiping off drool] You don't want me, I'm all bony and lots of yucky fat in the midsection. Trust me, that goat will be delicious in a nice biryani or vindaloo. You like spicy food, right 'zilla? Andrevan@ 19:48, 17 July 2022 (UTC)
- [Grudgingly.] Vindaloo do assist atomic death-ray. bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 20:33, 17 July 2022 (UTC).
- If you've caught feelings for Goat-chan, or thinking about going pescetarian, we can juice the death-ray with some nice crustaceans or even some tasty aubergine. Andrevan@ 00:51, 18 July 2022 (UTC)
- [Grudgingly.] Vindaloo do assist atomic death-ray. bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 20:33, 17 July 2022 (UTC).
- [wiping off drool] You don't want me, I'm all bony and lots of yucky fat in the midsection. Trust me, that goat will be delicious in a nice biryani or vindaloo. You like spicy food, right 'zilla? Andrevan@ 19:48, 17 July 2022 (UTC)
Man with van seeking coffee
editJust a nondescript man with a van here, I was told that Bishzilla's Pocket was the local watering hole. 🚐 06:53, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
- Hello little Man, welcome to Wikipedia, feel free visit pocket. Delicious coffee and aromatic teas available. If your cool 1972 Volkswagen Westfalia starts rockin'... it may just be Bishzilla shaking it gently for fun! Note, may wish consider mentioning sockmaster on userpage, as Bishzilla and her socks do! bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 07:48, 29 August 2022 (UTC).
- Thanks Bishzilla! Easy on the l'il man's van. I just had it serviced with a fresh inspection and oil change. They don't make em like they did in the 70s anymore. They're a lot more reliable nowadays. My Nissan Sentra just flew by 100k miles and nary a peep. Andre🚐 21:17, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
- Thank you for the coffee, great burning green one! *sips cautiously* You do brew a good cup. What's the secret? 🚐 23:21, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
A kitty for your pocket!
editBishzilla, I have come to offer you a kitten for your pocket. But only if you fix the high priority linter error in your signature! To earn this kitten for your pocket, try something like this one: [[User:Bishzilla|<b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">''bishzilla''</b>]] [[User talk:Bishzilla|<i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;"><small><small><small><sub>R</sub>OA</small>R</small>R!</small>!</i>]] [[User:Bishzilla/Self-requested pocketings|<b style="color:#A7A0F2;">pocket</b>]]
The sooner you do it, the sooner you get a brand new kitty for your pocket. Thank you!
HouseBlastertalk 01:06, 7 September 2022 (UTC)
- Bishzilla just growled when she saw this. She's so over changing her handsome sig over and over, only to be told yet again that something is still objectionable and all the difference is she has yet another kitten to look after and to teach the art of defending its master while being disarmingly cute. Cute only goes so far, you know! She changed to the sig she currently uses,
[[User:Bishzilla|<b style="font-family:comic sans ms;color:#0FF"><big>''bishzilla''</big></b>]] [[User talk:Bishzilla|<i style="color:#E0E;"><sub>R</sub>OA<big>R<big>R!<big>!</big></big></big></i>]] [[User:Bishzilla/Srp|<b style="color:#A9E">pocket</b>]]
on the advice of user:RexxS, who she and I consider highly competent in these matters. Has lint been redefined since then, in the eternal flux that is Wikipedia? In other words, what's wrong now? Please explain in layman's language wherein the problem lies. And then explain why the complaints should ever stop. How exactly will[[User:Bishzilla|<b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">''bishzilla''</b>]] [[User talk:Bishzilla|<i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;"><small><small><small><sub>R</sub>OA</small>R</small>R!</small>!</i>]] [[User:Bishzilla/Self-requested pocketings|<b style="color:#A7A0F2;">pocket</b>]]
be the magic bullet that ends the criticisms? (Grumble.) Bishonen | tålk 11:10, 7 September 2022 (UTC).- @Bishonen: Lint shouldn't have changed, and RexxS' suggested works perfectly fine. Her most recent edit does not use RexxS' suggestion—she signed it with
[[User:Bishzilla|<b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">''bishzilla''</b>]] [[User talk:Bishzilla|<i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;"><small><small><small><sub>R</sub>OA</small>R</small>R!</small>!</i>]] <b><font color="#A7A0F2">[[User:Bishzilla/Self-requested pocketings|pocket]]</font></b>
. This signature has a link inside of <font> (<font>[[link here|text here]]</font>
). To fix this, you use piping ([[link here|<span>text here</span>]]
). Thanks Bishonen, and tell Bishzilla that I am sorry to bother her! HouseBlastertalk 16:20, 7 September 2022 (UTC)- Bishzilla using User:Bishzilla/sig.js! Is not Rexxs's?? [Discombobulated.] OK, change in prefs. [Humiliated.] Work right now, HouseBlaster? bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 20:01, 7 September 2022 (UTC).
- It work right now! That signature is perfectly awesome. Thanks, bishzilla! HouseBlastertalk 23:04, 7 September 2022 (UTC)
- Bishzilla using User:Bishzilla/sig.js! Is not Rexxs's?? [Discombobulated.] OK, change in prefs. [Humiliated.] Work right now, HouseBlaster? bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 20:01, 7 September 2022 (UTC).
- @Bishonen: Lint shouldn't have changed, and RexxS' suggested works perfectly fine. Her most recent edit does not use RexxS' suggestion—she signed it with
ROAR!
editA dedicated City for you! | |
For a good dino who has over 16 years on Wikipedia. Waylon111 (talk) 20:34, 20 November 2022 (UTC) |
- Please don't burn this city down, as I made it for you. Waylon111 (talk) 20:34, 20 November 2022 (UTC)
- [Pleased with cute little city, but slightly deflated.] Cute city not for trampling, Waylon111? OK. [Bishzilla is flattered to be called "good dino", and obediently shuffles off.] bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 20:42, 20 November 2022 (UTC).
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Thank you for fine luxuriant card, Captain! Excellent pictures! [Bishzilla admires particularly the kooky cheerful cats from 1903. Unusual!] bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 22:15, 31 December 2022 (UTC).
new era
edithappy new year |
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Thank you for welcoming me to a new era, - good company! -- Gerda Arendt (talk) 14:35, 1 January 2023 (UTC)
today, I point at two singers I whose performance I enjoyed. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 18:16, 6 January 2023 (UTC)
Re:Happy new era
editWith some delay (but what is one day in comparison to the geologic ages that you lived through? ;-)) Happy new year to you too, Bishzilla! Alex2006 (talk) 10:50, 2 January 2023 (UTC)
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March songs
editmy story today |
Can you extinguish the flames of Wehrmacht on the Classical music talk, please? - I thought I asked nicely. -- Gerda Arendt (talk) 13:11, 12 March 2023 (UTC)
- [Bishzilla tries standing on her head to read the original diff link, which pinged her here. Surprisingly, it works.] Ah, infoboxes. Sorry, little Gerda, no get involved. [Bishzilla eats the crocus and stuffs the little Gerda in her pocket.] Stay! Sit on sofa! Catflap egress not available at this time! bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 13:29, 12 March 2023 (UTC).
- I'll sit on your comfy sofa until tomorrow. If that bad dream doesn't go away I'll go to arbitration. Arguments over boxes are one thing, but comparing the free and independent users of an RfC to military, and then that military - how is that the neutral announcement of an RfC? Please offer sofa to all others discredited there. Didn't these arbs call us to be civil, with DS (our however that's now called) if not?? - Happy you liked the colourful food! Food for thought: Johanna Geisler, three kids, one passed for her sister for a long time, - all discovered when filling a red link on her famous husband's FAC. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 13:40, 12 March 2023 (UTC)
- I slept well, thank you for the sofa, but the question is still there: how do we extinguish the flames that keep burning when editors use war metaphors (only for opposers, of course), regardless which topic? See, I don't want the editor blocked or what, author of yesterday's TFA (for which I thanked him, and he reverted), collaborator in good old days (The Company of Heaven, of all titles), - just to understand that a comment like that is extremely un-neutral. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 08:43, 13 March 2023 (UTC)
- ps: did you see how the flowers match your sig? - I love it --Gerda Arendt (talk) 08:45, 13 March 2023 (UTC)
- leaving sofa for fresh air, It was collapsed. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 08:42, 16 March 2023 (UTC)
- [Bishzilla is concerned.] Sorry collapsed sofa! [But unsurprising, considering little MONGO used to sit on it. Bishzilla starts looking for new sofa for Victorian parlour.] This good? More sturdier? bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 13:22, 16 March 2023 (UTC).
- returned from the escape to fresh air (will pictured later or tomorrow): how kind, looks exquisite! --Gerda Arendt (talk) 19:31, 16 March 2023 (UTC)
- pictured now - today we remember the 150th birthday of Max Reger, who saw the horrors of a world war right when it began in 1914, while others were still in high patriotic moods - you gave me the idea that we must begin a new era, DYK? --Gerda Arendt (talk) 19:19, 19 March 2023 (UTC)
- sharing impressions from vacation on Madeira 20-30 March (better even than sofa), pics now at 24 Mar from the peaks - the RfC with the non-neutral invitation to fight was closed, and went rather peacefully - what can we learn from it? ... that women come first? --Gerda Arendt (talk) 10:38, 31 March 2023 (UTC)
- [Bishzilla is concerned.] Sorry collapsed sofa! [But unsurprising, considering little MONGO used to sit on it. Bishzilla starts looking for new sofa for Victorian parlour.] This good? More sturdier? bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 13:22, 16 March 2023 (UTC).
Latest culinary exploit
editOh my goodness, I hope this wasn't you! I honestly thought you more of a Tokyo 'zilla myself, though I guess tastes can change. Schminnte (talk • contribs) 16:16, 19 May 2023 (UTC)
- [Bishzilla blushes — blue, as she does.] Er. Six years ago — Bishzilla young! Frisky! Hungry! [Remembers, yearningly.] Little Elvis impersonator very delicious! bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 17:04, 19 May 2023 (UTC).
- Deary me. I hope everyone's OK: you did spit them out, right? Schminnte (talk • contribs) 18:12, 19 May 2023 (UTC)
userpage
editHello Bishzilla, looking to your userpage, I noticed the This user always try be helpful. If she frighten little users, or accidentally eat them, please let her know was that on purpose? cheers Lotje (talk) 17:13, 4 November 2023 (UTC)
- Was classic Zillaspeak grammar on purpose, young Lotje? Of course! Nowadays, little users sometimes even pitch in to help zilla-fy grammar more better on userpage. (Appreciate, little Paul August.) bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 17:21, 4 November 2023 (UTC).
- Wonderful LOL Thanks. Lotje (talk) 17:26, 4 November 2023 (UTC)
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Clerk request for WP:AE
editFor Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Enforcement#Arbitration_enforcement_action_appeal_by_Nableezy can you move the sections by My very best wishes and Mistamystery to the involved section. They're both very much involved in disputes in this area with nableezy ([4] and [5], respectively).VR talk 17:57, 31 December 2023 (UTC)
- Sorry, little VR. Superclerk Bishzilla not override little users' own placement, even if faulty. Seems fairly harmless! No regular clerks at AE, so if feel strongly, please instead make request of one of admins in "Result of the appeal by Nableezy" section. bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 18:15, 31 December 2023 (UTC).
- Sure. I only contacted you after seeing this comment, sorry if you weren't the right person.VR talk 18:25, 31 December 2023 (UTC)
West Virginia
editWest Virginia | |
WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAA- country roads. take me home. take me home!!!!! west virginia west virginia. ahem. I thought you may enjoy a nice slice of west virginia. I home you consume west virginia. no more. hole where west virginia should be. bye!!!! UnexpectedSmoreInquisition aka USI (talk) 15:19, 24 January 2024 (UTC) |
- Hello young Smore. Hole where wess virginia should be? [Bishzilla is a little embarrassed at causing this, but is also still hungry. With elaborate nonchalance:] Hmmm... Hope East Virginia still in place? Look delicious? Mountain Mama ROARR!! 17:48, 24 January 2024 (UTC).
- East Virginia is a nuisance... LIKE A PARASITE. Whatever, it shall remain. It works nicely as a hat. Regardless, it's dangerous to go alone!!! Take this ring as well (pleasepleasepleaeseffplaespeldpfmnoie) Vyne_Ring.jpg
- Update as of 30 seconds later: ring JPEG will not insert. Critical error. UnexpectedSmoreInquisition aka USI (talk) 20:14, 24 January 2024 (UTC)
- Little Smore too new to insert images? [Experienced user Bishzilla inserts the ring. Not very well, though! Blurry!] Please use colons to build dialogue staircase, little newbie! [Bishzilla fixes the staircase.] bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 21:06, 24 January 2024 (UTC).
- IMAGE MADE YES YESSS YESS!!!1!!! Singular colon included. UnexpectedSmoreInquisition aka USI (talk) 22:06, 24 January 2024 (UTC)
- Little Smore too new to insert images? [Experienced user Bishzilla inserts the ring. Not very well, though! Blurry!] Please use colons to build dialogue staircase, little newbie! [Bishzilla fixes the staircase.] bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 21:06, 24 January 2024 (UTC).
ew
editI'm all for bringing back ash and thorn and that other one I can't remember the name of. English was so much better with them. -- Deepfriedokra (talk) 14:26, 2 November 2024 (UTC)
- Was better! And the å in Bishonen tålk also! But silly little 'shonen has reverted fine Zilla edit. :-( bishzilla ROARR!! pocket 14:29, 2 November 2024 (UTC).
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