"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man." - The Dude

This user is interested in the Baroque period.
This user is interested in the Protestant Reformation.
This user is a fan of The Smashing Pumpkins and worships Billy Corgan.
This user likes John Adams.
This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself.
This user knows that
Truth Matters.
This user is a skeptic.

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This user would like to wish you a safe and prepared Velociraptor Awareness Day.
RaccoonThis user is a mammal.
This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.
This user wants to make Wikipedia verifiable again.