User:UBX/Userboxes/Humor

This is a userpage directory of "humor" userboxes. It is intended to track migrations to and help organize userboxes in userspace. The corresponding project directory, Wikipedia:Userboxes/Humor, was deleted. [1]

You are welcome to edit this directory page, as long as you honor all applicable policies and guidelines. It is recommended this directory be updated in one of three basic ways:

• If you move a userbox to userspace, and then bypass redirects with a tool such as AWB, this page will be updated as part of that process.
• If you copy-and-paste a userbox to userspace, please update the links here to reflect the userspace location.
• If you create a new userbox, feel free to add it to a directory.

For more information see Wikipedia:Userbox migration.

General

See Wikipedia:Userboxes/Wikipedia/Humour for Humor userbox templates.	Humor userbox templates

Wikitext	userbox	where used
{{User all hope}}	ALL HOPE ABANDON YE WHO ENTER HERE	linked pages
{{User dolphin}}	dlphEeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.	linked pages
{{User Groucho}}	This user is a Marxist, with a Groucho tendency.	linked pages
{{User GYNO}}	Get Your Nerd On!	linked pages
{{User HasComp}}	This user can get online. Did you know that?	linked pages
{{User KBN}}	"Klaatu barada nikto"	linked pages
{{User pure}}	This user is 99 44⁄100% pure.	linked pages
{{User Who's On First}}	This user knows Who's on First.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/Ducky}}	This user has no idea who Mr Ducky is, but wanted to join in the fun.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/Ducky2}}	This user may or may not be Mr Ducky.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/For rent}}	—This space is for rent.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/LSOH}}	This user is a man-eating talking plant.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/LTCG}}	Git-R-Done!This user is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/No dishes}}	This user does NOT like to wash the dishes because it takes too much time than the dishwasher.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/Rotary Dial}}	This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/S.O.A.P}}	S.O.A.P.This user is a fan of Snakes on a Plane.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/Sheep Herder}}	This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/The Stig}}	This user is The Stig.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/Towel}}	This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/User addicted to pixie sticks}}	PSThis user is addicted to Pixy Stixs	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User bangkey}}	jklozvrfajbk vsalvnkanvls;aThis user likes banging on the keyboard.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Bright Future}}	This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Cave}}	This user has been living in a cave somewhere.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User eviltimezone}}	This user thinks time zones are evil.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Fatmouse}}	This user is Fatmouse! or they're a follower...	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User hostage}}	This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User mutant}}	This user is a mutant.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Noexist}}	This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Paladin}}	This user is a paladin.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Person}}	IThis user is a person, and nothing else matters.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User pneumono}}	This user has Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User powerhouse1}}	This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User powerhouse2}}	This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User procrastinate}}	.....This user is a professional procrastinator.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User procrastinatea}}	...This user is proud to say that they have kept their amateur procrastinator status intact.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User sellout}}	Your company's logo goes here.This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry!	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Senioritis}}	This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User sequiturs}}	nonThis user is full of non sequiturs. Fix my saxophone!	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User spoonerism}}	oopsThis user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User stories}}	blah blah blahThis user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories. There's a funny story about that...	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User used parts network}}	UPNThis user thinks that UPN stands for "Used Parts Network" (or should!).	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User WS-E}}	This user's Wikistress level is ELEVATED. There is an elevated chance of tantrums.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User WS-G}}	GThis user's Wikistress level is GUARDED. Recent events on Wikipedia have startled this user.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User WS-H}}	This user's Wikistress level is HIGH. Wikibreak is possible.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User WS-L}}	This user's Wikistress level is LOW. Everything is fine and dandy.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User WS-S}}	This user's Wikistress level is SEVERE. Wikibreak is imminent.	linked pages
{{User:Andux/NUSP}}	No user serviceable parts inside.	linked pages
{{User:Argyriou/Userboxen/procrastinate2}}	... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.	linked pages
{{User:Bill Du/read or else}}	UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else...	linked pages
{{User:Blueduck77/User MrDucky}}	This user has been approved by Mr Ducky. Have you?	linked pages
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/13375p33k}}	1337-n7h15 u53r c4n u53 13375p33k 3p1c411y	linked pages
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Brick Bang}}	This user bangs their head on a Brick Wall!	linked pages
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Elbow Lick}}	This user can lick their elbow.	linked pages
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Is Tall}}	SHORTThis user is probably shorter than you.	linked pages
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Lopez I got this}}	I GOT THIS!	linked pages
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Lopez wapaah}}	This user is obsessed with George Lopez. WAPPAH!!!	linked pages
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Txtspeak}}	lolOmg, ths usr is usng txtspk! U got a prblm wit tat?	linked pages
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/User is a LOLcat}}	This user is a Lolcat.	linked pages
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Walk Big Fish}}	This user moves swiftly and carries a big fish.	linked pages
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Weird Order}}	Can you?55 out of 100 polpee can raed tihs.	linked pages
{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/No Evil Boxes}}	Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.	linked pages
{{User:EVula/Userboxes/SNL Happy Fun Ball}}	This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.	linked pages
{{User:Ikiroid/User Jimbo v. Willy}}	This user wants to see Jimbo and Willy on Wheels duke it out in the ring, with Chuck Norris as the referee.	linked pages
{{User:Lisztrachmaninovfan/Buzz}}	I buzz in your ears.	linked pages
{{User:Lisztrachmaninovfan/Doesn't Know Userbox}}	WORNEENG! TIs USr dOs NOt kNow Hw tO maeKe A yusEr bOks! (NOr tyPe.)	linked pages
{{User:Llama man/Userboxes/Mr T}}	Mr. T This user pities the fool!	linked pages
{{User:Mr Minchin/Userboxes/User Love Farmers}}	Love Farmers, They Feed You.	linked pages
{{User:Mr Minchin/Userboxes/User Parrallel Universe}}	This user feels like he's diagonally parked in a parallel universe.	linked pages
{{User:Oldbeeg/userboxes/Infinity}}	∞Cut what was becoming an infinite number of userboxes off here to prevent your getting eye strain.	linked pages
{{User:Oldbeeg/userboxes/Tomorrow}}	"Tomorrow,   and tomorrow,   and tomorrow..."That Scotsman got it right. Procrastination rules!	linked pages
{{User:Orgone/Userboxes/Millionmonkeys}}	This user is one of an infinite number of "monkeys" editing Wikipedia right now.	linked pages
{{User:Sugar Bear/Userboxes/User varied sex}}	This user enjoys a varied sex life. (Alternating between hands constitutes varied, right?)	linked pages
{{User:The Raven's Apprentice/Userboxes/User UBX edible}}	Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.	linked pages

General (wide)

Wikitext	userbox	where used
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Bang keyboard}}	a wjegoiwhegiaw jegoiahwegiwejaoiuata2398tueaf'fa]dfa\wevfawefjdfawThis User REALLY like baqsdfawefwfafwenging on his keyboard! apoiwehfiuovw;;	linked pages
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Binary word}}	010101010100001001011000One word... 010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001	linked pages

Self-referential

Wikitext	userbox	where used
{{User 47%}}	This user is a proud official member of the worthless 47 percent.	linked pages
{{User age in hundreds|1966|7|1}}	100This user is 100 years old. (rounded to the nearest hundred years)	linked pages
{{User curmudgeon}}	This user is a curmudgeon	linked pages
{{User eccentric}}	This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented.	linked pages
{{User eschews userboxes}}	This user eschews userboxes.	linked pages
{{User ice age}}	This user remembers the Holocene Epoch	linked pages
{{User IP}}	IPThis user's IP is 127.0.0.1.	linked pages
{{User IPv6}}	IPThis user's IP is ::1.	linked pages
{{User moderation}}	Give me moderation or give me death!	linked pages
{{User m-v}}	mThis user is a marimba virtuoso.	linked pages
{{User nerd}}	This user qualifies as a nerd extraordinaire.	linked pages
{{User old}}	This user is old enough to know better!	linked pages
{{User White and Nerdy}}	This user is both White & Nerdy	linked pages
{{User:UBX/eschews userboxes}}	This user eschews userboxes.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/is userbox}}	Userboxes Rock!This user is a userbox!	linked pages
{{User:UBX/pronoun:plural}}	-sThese users prefer to be referred to in the plural.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/self test}}	1, 2, 3...This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/Spam}}	SPAMARAMA!This user is the creator of Spam!	linked pages
{{User:UBX/Summed Up}}	This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/uniform userbox}}	This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox. It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.	linked pages
{{User:UBX/User created Pepsi}}	It is Pepsi!!!This user is the creator of Pepsi!!	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Humour}}	This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Humour2}}	This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User redneck}}	This user might be a redneck	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User sdrawkcab}}	.sdrawkcab si resu sihT←	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Wombat}}	This user is a wombat, or at least thinks that he or she is.	linked pages
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User your mom}}	YMThis user is your mom.	linked pages
{{User:Blueduck77/User Norn Iron}}	This user isn't from Brazil, but Norn Iron.	linked pages
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Is Tall}}	SHORTThis user is probably shorter than you.	linked pages
{{User:CaNNoNFoDDa/userboxes/Solipsist}}	SOL This user is a Solipsist. You should feel honoured that their subconscious chose to materialise you.	linked pages
{{User:Editor510/Clashy}}	This user uses horribly clashy colours in their userboxes, just to annoy people.	linked pages
{{User:Editor510/Eyebleed}}	This user uses eye-bleedingly bright colours in their userboxes, just to annoy people.	linked pages
{{User:Eduemoni/Userboxes/Youshouldbe}}	UBX/UserboxesThis user is UBX/Userboxes and thinks you should be, too.*	linked pages
{{User:Thewellman/Userboxes/Diversity}}	This user may be two standard deviations from normal	linked pages
{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User Cowbell }}	This user STRONGLY advocates the use of more cowbell.	linked pages
{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User Cowbell fever}}	Guess what?This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!	linked pages

Attitude

Code	Result
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User awesome}}	awesomeThis user is totally awesome!	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User cool}}	This user is cooler than you.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User ego}}	egoThis user is a deluded egomaniac.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User elite}}	1337This user is elite.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Geek}}	gkThis user is a geek.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User love you}}	This user loves you. So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff?	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Sarcasm}}	SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.	Usage
{{User:UBX/MiB}}	A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User n00b}}	n00bThis user is a n00b.	Usage
{{User:UBX/supergrammaticam}}	Hic usor est rex Romanus et super grammaticam.	Usage
{{User:Phunting/Userboxes/Chap}}	This user is a Chap.	Usage

Internet Memes

Code	Result
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Hovercraft eels}}	JAPANESEThis user knows 私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです (Watashi no hobākurafuto wa unagi de ippai desu.)	Usage
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Charlie Bite}}	This user's finger was bitten by Charlie.	Usage
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Don't tase me bro}}	TaserThis user doesn't want you to tase them.	Usage
{{User:Scepia/The Game loser}}	You just lost The Game.	Usage
{{User:Ajmint/Userboxes/badgers}}	This user likes badgers, mushrooms and snakes.	Usage
{{User:Balthazar/Userboxes/:3}}	>:3JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!	Usage
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Lost in Translation}}	...As a user, some translators, Google, and believe that he has lost the value of translation, especially translation.	Usage
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Failboat}}	FAILEDThis user has sent in the Failboat	Usage
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/It will blend}}	BLENDThis user knows it will blend.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User all your base}}	All your base are belong to this user.	Usage
{{User:UBX/Chuck Norris}}	Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User WWCND}}	WWCNDWhat Would Chuck Norris Do?	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User toothpaste}}	' . -This user is too tired to go to the grocery (looks like toothpaste for dinner again...)	Usage
{{User:Lisztrachmaninovfan/roundhousekick}}	I roundhouse kicked the Bermuda Triangle when it was still a square and made it a triangle.	Usage
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Can Has Cheezburger}}	Yes, this user can has a Cheezburger.	Usage
{{User:Thomas.hori/Userboxes/Cat}}	This user may joke about loving cats, but doesn't intend this to be taken seriously.	Usage

Ninjas

Code	Result
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User nj}}	NinjaThis user is a NINJA!	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User nj2}}	njThis user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User nj3}}	This user is a ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User nj4}}	NinjaThis user knows Ninjutsu, so don't even try it!	Usage
{{User:MichaelHenley/ubx/Ninja}}	This user is a NINJA! What Ninja? I don't see a... *SCHHING!* AAH!	Usage

Pirates

Code	Result
{{User:Eduemoni/Userboxes/Pirates}}	This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Pirate}}	This user is a Pirate. Arrr!	Usage

Mathematics and Science

Code	Result
{{User:Scepia/antiderivative}}	$\int e^{x}dx$ | I | N | T | E | G | R | A | L | S | My antiderivative	Usage
{{User:Andux/Sigma}}	Sigma notation makes this user's head explode.	Usage
{{User:UBX/Sum}}	$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.	Usage
{{User:Scepia/sum of pi2}}	Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53863 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...	Usage
{{User:Scepia/sum of pi}}	Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626	Usage
{{User:Z. Patterson/Userboxes/i contributions}}	i  This user has made over i contributions to Wikipedia and, as a result, may be slightly insane.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User carbon}}	6 C 12.011This user is made out of Carbon.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User benzene}}	This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\	Usage
{{User:UBX/wikiquotes altscience 1}}	Stating that something doesn't work because it violates a basic law of physics is perfectly reasonable. I can run faster than the speed of light, and I have a video tape and some crayon drawings to prove it. But no one takes me seriously, so I'm forced to conclude that I'm a persecuted visionary with ideas ahead of my time, right?	Usage
{{User:UBX/Element}}	{{{3}}} {{{4}}} {{{5}}} This user's favourite element is [[{{{7}}}]].	Usage

Mental maladies

Code	Result
{{Template:User CWES}}	This user may suffer from Compulsive Wikipedia Editing Syndrome. WikiProject Editor Retention can help	Usage
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Happy Home|Username}}	HeheUsername has to go to the happy home because they're coming to take them away haha!	Usage
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Fear the long words}}	ONOEZ!This user has hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. *Quiver*	Usage
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Moderately Psychotic}}	o.OThis user is only moderately psychotic.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User clownfear}}	This user fears the clowns.	Usage
{{User:UBX/ignorant}}	dumbThis user doesn't know how to use Userboxes.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User mad}}	This user is a mad scientist.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User SRMD}}	This user suffers from Science Related Memetic Disorder.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User No Napoleon}}	This user is not and has never been Napoleon.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User paranoia2}}	Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?	Usage
{{User:Eduemoni/Userboxes/Pyromaniac}}	This user is a pyromaniac.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User evil}}	This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!	Usage
{{User:Tuzapicabit/Userboxes/Fool}}	This user is a FOOL!	Usage
{{User:Tuzapicabit/Userboxes/Eejit}}	This user is an awful eejit!	Usage
{{User:Tuzapicabit/Userboxes/Beer Suicide}}	Sometimes I stare into my beer and think....."I can't go on".	Usage

Politics

Code	Result
{{Template:User 47%}}	This user is a proud official member of the worthless 47 percent.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Boris}}	BorisI say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories?	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Two Jags}}	Two JagsWouldn't it be great if two Jags was the next leader of the Labour Party?	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User MRLP}}	MRLPThis user supports the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.	Usage

Space, aliens, and science fiction

Code	Result
{{User:Eduemoni/Userboxes/Allien}}	This user believes in aliens and lies naked on his or her rooftop, waiting to be picked up.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Bermuda Triangle}}	This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Martian ancestry}}	This user is of human and Martian ancestry.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User experiment}}	This user is an escaped genetic experiment.	Usage
{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User maybe ET}}	It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.	Usage
{{User:Call of cthulhu/squidhead}}	This user has a squid for a head.	Usage

Sports

Code	Result
{{Template:User superfan}}	My local professional sports franchise can beat your local professional sports franchise!	Usage

War, violence, and giant explosions

Code	Result
{{User:UBX/Asplode}}	THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.	Usage
{{User:1ne/Userboxes/User firearm}}	This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.	Usage
{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/5 explosions a day}}	This user gets their 5 explosions a day. Boom, bang, bam, fwomp, and FIRE IN THE HOLE!	Usage
{{User:Dtm142/User gangster}}	This user is a gangster.	Usage
{{User:Tuzapicabit/Userboxes/Suicide}}	Sometimes I stare at the screen and think....."I can't go on".	Usage

See also

• Wikipedia:Userboxes/Gallery
  • Wikipedia:Userboxes/Wikipedia/humour