Good Day, all of my loyal companions (you're really my minions, but this is a joyful place and such negative words are frowned upon). Welcome to Travis the Happy Dictator's FREE REPUBLIC! Yes, you heard right, no charge. You can enjoy all the pleasure of my country (often times governed irresponsibly, but ruthless at the same time).
 | This user is a politician. |
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
| PS | This user is addicted to Pixy Stixs |
| porn star | This user has been in pornography. |
 | This user is a slut. |
| THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE. |  |
| Guess what? | This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell! |