I've Probably Gotten Lost

Something About Me
Hello
I'm Synonymous Solecism, but feel free to call me Synonymous Solecism for short. I'm 25 but I feel 98 most days and I'm perpetually confused.

I have Ehlers Danlos Syndrome which basically means my body is held together with bubblegum, sellotape and wishful thinking. It also means I sound like a rice krispies when I move because all of my joints crack and snap.

But on the plus side, I have a dozen different takeaway menus in my kitchen drawer, nice hair and a saving account, so I've really got my life together.

I'm from England (specifically the south) but I consider myself European first and British second. I used to live in London, which taught me how to pay twenty quid for a cocktail and survive without natural light.

In the words of Henry James, I feel in italics and think in CAPITALS.


What I lack in wisdom, I make up for with incompetence.

What I'm Interested In
Likes
I like graphic design, make-up artistry, writing, funny books, rock and punk music, and good cups of tea.

I love brunch, mostly because I can’t be bothered to make both breakfast and lunch. Combining it into a whimsical mish-mash of both is perfect.

I have a degree in History with a particular emphasis on the history of sexuality, the perception of the supernatural/cultural superstitions and mental health/psychiatry, so if you ever want to know about witches having relations with the devil, hit me up.

I also have an interest in human biology, particularly how our brains work and general neurology.


I wonder if Pavlov ended up thinking about feeding his dogs every time he heard a bell ring?

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Synonymous-solecism has been active on Wikipedia for 3 years, 8 months and 19 days.
This user loves History.
This user is interested in religion as a sociological and historical phenomenon.
This user is interested in women's and gender history.
This user is interested in the history of witchcraft.
This user has an active interest in social history.
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This user is interested in labour history.
This user is interested in the history of the Middle East.
This user is interested in the history of Africa.
Altamira bisonThis user is interested in Prehistoric Europe
This user is interested in the
Middle Ages
This user is interested in the early modern period.
30This user is interested in the history of the papacy.
This user is interested in contemporary history.
This user is interested in the Victorian era.
This user is interested in revolutions.
This user is interested in classical mythology.
This user is interested in psychology.
BLAHThis user is interested in linguistics and etymology.
This user is interested in clothing and fashion.
This user enjoys illustration, visual arts, and graphic design.
About Me
This user identifies as queer.
This contributor to Wikipedia is female.
EDSThis user has Ehlers–Danlos syndrome.
This user is autistic and does not have autism.
UKThis user uses British English.
This user supports the
European Union
This person avoids using
ableist terms and disability-related slurs.
theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.
This user attends or attended
Queen Mary University of London
This user enjoys reading historical fiction.
Random & For Fun
For some reason this user always chooses the lift that doesn't want to go anywhere.