User boxen

I should probably laugh & say how gullible you are, but I'll just give you these user boxes. A good marketing campaign really...

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
12,000 This user has made more than 12,000 contributions to Wikipedia.
This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.
This user lives in New Zealand.
dlphSqueek oorr'k eeeeeeeee'kk.
This user is of English ancestry.
This user is of
Russian ancestry.
This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry.
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
:(This user thinks or feels they are hated by everyone else (or knows it).
This user does not smoke.
This user is short-sighted.
This user is a carnivore.
This user likes a little bit of food with their red pepper.
This user eats salad.
This user loves hamburgers.
H20This user drinks water.
This user plays cricket.
Ka mate
This user supports the
ALL BLACKS
This user is a Board Game Geek.
This user is addicted to video games.
This user plays the Halo series.
λThis user plays Half-Life 2.
This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.
This user is a fan of the Batman.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.
M.D.This user watches House.
SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!
This user enjoys photography.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user enjoys writing.
This user is interested in philately,
but prefers to call it stamp collecting.
ja-1この利用者は初級日本語ができます。
This user is a Wikipedian.
inclThis user is an inclusionist.
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
NZThis user uses New Zealand English.
BS-4This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of Bullshit.
This user is of Greek ancestry.
ScotlandAlba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.
This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
CB This user is color blind.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
This user is right-handed.
This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.
This user loves spaghetti.
This user loves eating carrots.
This user eats sushi.
This user drinks chocolate milk.
This user supports the New Zealand cricket team.
HURThis user supports the Hurricanes.
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
XThis user plays the Xbox.
KHThis user plays the Kingdom Hearts series.
This user is interested in World War I.
SupermanThis user can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
This user has a Private Clone Army.
PBThis user loves Prison Break!
InvasionThis user saw the lights. Did you?
This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
This user is interested in painting.
This user is interested in
coin collecting.