SleepyAE

I'll admit, I know jack diddly about making a new Wiki page, so until I figure that out, I'll just be using Userboxes that I've found from other member's pages. (With thanks to Veritasnow, where I stole the majority of these.)

All About Me

This user is female.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

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This user wishes constantly and desperately
to be recognised as a British citizen by
His Majesty, King Charles III.

This user lives in or hails from Philadelphia.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is of Slovak ancestry.

This user is an undergraduate student majoring in History.

HIS

This user's favourite subject is History.

[lɪŋ]

This user's favourite subject is Linguistics.

AS

This user has an Associate of Science degree.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

This user has depression.

This user has social anxiety.

This user is disillusioned.

This user has brown eyes.

This user is interested in religion.

agn

This user is agnostic.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user does not smoke.

This user is right-handed.

This user supports the fight against breast cancer.

This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

This user is nocturnal.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

This user is an Aquarian.

豬

This user was born in the year of the Pig.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

This user is interested in the
debate over abortion.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.

This user is not afraid of being wrong.

DEM

This user supports the Democratic Party of the United States.

Punctuation

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

. The

This user puts two spaces after a period.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

AIM-4

Dis d00d has a near-native understanding of da IM me! wordz!!!!!1111 :p

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

Userboxes

ubx

This user uses userboxes.