I was going to write a whole thing about me, but then I decided to explain who I was in userboxes.

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.
This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.
Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.
This user is a Taurean.
♂This user is male.


teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
Siblings This user is an only child.
This user is a metalhead.
This user considers themselves self-educated.
ENGThis user's favourite subject is English.
This user has too much time on their hands.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
This user's time zone is UTC-6.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
USThis user uses American English.
SoE-n This person is a native speaker of Southern American English ("Southern by the curse of God!")
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
BS-5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.
du-nThis user is a native speaker of dumbass.
fgn-3This user is fluent in several dialects of foreign.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
...This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.
ipa This user fully despises the International Phonetic Alphabet.
que-0 This user doesn't know any Quenya but wishes they had a long enough attention span to learn it.
snukThis user says snuck.
byThis user does not use the passive voice.
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
A, B, and
A and B
This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.
AIM-3Sweeet!!!!! LOL, Dis user has an advanced understanding of da AOL IM lingoz! Rok on!!!! :D
This user is Puerto Rican.
This user is Corsican.
This user is of Taíno ancestry.
X This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct. X


This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.
This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.
This user supports independence for Puerto Rico.
This user supports independence for Scotland.
This user supports independence for Wales.
This user supports independence for Taiwan.
This user supports recognition for Nagorno-Karabakh.
This user supports Fair Play for Switzerland.
This user lives in or hails from Dallas.
This user is straight
but not narrow.
1This user ranks a 1 on the Kinsey scale.
This user supports gender equality.
This user supports the LGBTQ community and being queer.
This user is opposed to online censorship.
This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.
This user is a carnivore.
This user enjoys philosophy.
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
This user is interested in politics.

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This user believes in the separation of church and state.
This user is an anarchist.
This user is a libertarian socialist.
This user is interested in Eastern Christianity.
This user is interested in Judaism.
This user is interested in Unitarian Universalism.
This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.
This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.
This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.