| AS | This user has Asperger syndrome. |
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This user has no cell phone. |
 | This user comes from Senegal. |
| <56k | This poor user contributes using a dial-up connection slower than 56k. |
| IP | This user's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
| NTT docomo | This user's mobile phone and data services provider is NTT docomo. |
 | This user wants to be signed on G-Unit Records |
 | This user is into popping and specializes in put style here. |
 | This user plays the pipe organ. |
 | This user plays the softsynth. |
 | This user can play the radio! |
 | This user likes fireworks. |
| band-2 | This user listens to put band here. |
| NJS | This user supports the revival of new jack swing. |
 | This user enjoys Persian rap. |
 | This user is a member of Wikipedia. |
| PEOPLES | This user's mobile phone provider is PEOPLES. |
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This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic. |
 | This user supports the Communist Party of Kazakhstan. |
 | This user opposes Poland's membership of NATO |  |
| This user opposes Poland's membership of European Union. |  |
 | This user enjoys reading the newspaper. |
 | This user is informed by The New York Times. |
| You | This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine. |
| AM | This user has an AM radio. |
| FM | This user has an FM radio. |
| Call Number | This user listens to Station Here on Call Number. |
| Kodak | This user owns a Kodak All-in-One printer. |
 | This user listens to NPR. |
| BBC | This user used to listen to BBC 7. |
| Able | This user's Internet service provider is Able. |
| Nv | This user has an Nvidia GeForce {{{1}}}, and this user {{{2}}} it! |
| CBC | This user is a CBC Radio fanatic. |
 | This user is against DRM. |
| This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font. |
 | This user is a Computer Scientist |
| This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name. |
| Yahoo! GeoCities | This user maintains a web site with Yahoo! GeoCities. |
 | This user maintains a Friendster profile. |
 | This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service. |
 | This user has a quad monitor configuration |
 | This user does not have a working sound card. |
 | This user contributes using a gaming console. |
 | This user contributes using a typewriter, and sends all contributions via snail mail. |
 | This user steals their neighbor's wireless Internet connection. |
| | | This user hates that their keyboard doesn't include the | key. |
 | Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down... This user loves tricks like this. |