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Name | CanbekEsen | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Born | March 4, 1991 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Current location | Lyndhurst, New Jersey United States | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Occupation | Student, the second coming of God | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Education | High school | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
High school | Lyndhurst High School | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Religion | Islam, follower of the principles of Confucianism | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Politics | Obamacracy | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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CanbekEsen, pronounced jon-beck (John Beck LOL) ess-n (born March 4, 1991) is a professional procrastinor, amatuer Go player, future leader of the world, and is going to be a 6 foot, 5 inch 230 pound quarterback with a laser rocket arm.[1]
Birth and life
editI was born in a ghetto of Morristown, New Jersey, but lived in East Hanover for some reason. I grew up loving football and the Green Bay Packers. I then grew a liking of many different sports including basketball, and Calvinball. I was then distracted by life for some time between 1 A.D. and 1999.
Death and resurrection (okay I didn't really die, but hey cut me some slack it was scary)
editI experienced a near-fatal incident in a friends pool on a fine summer day circa 2000. I had slipped on the pool (wth?) and did a frontal flip onto my head. Using my awesome powers I was able to escape certain possible drowning/getting mouth-to-mouth by my best friends grandma barely. I came back as the same idiot and continued my life.
Second life
editFrom 2001 to today[2] I haven't really done much. I moved to Connecticut for a while, and enjoyed watching Turkey reaching 3rd place in the 2002 FIFA World Cup.[3] I also developed a love to play soccer for a while, idolizing David Beckham and practiced free kicks every day. I was actually getting pretty good, but then we moved and I was like "scru dat hehehe". So I moved back to my hometown[4] of Lyndhurst, New Jersey. I've lived there since then and currently attend their high school as a sophmore. It's pretty cool and I have some awesome friends.
Serious information
editI like a lot of stuff. Like music, and art. I would like to take up cooking someday and possibly open up restaurants in places I want to travel to. My favorite bands include The Mars Volta, Mahavishnu Orchestra[5], M83, and more.
Favorite albums
edit- The Inner Mounting Flame by The Mahavishnu Orchestra
- Before the Dawn Heals Us by M83
- De-loused in the Comatorium by The Mars Volta
- Tago Mago by Can
- Ege Bamyasi by Can
- Future Days by Can
- So Far by Faust
- f♯a♯∞ by Godspeed You! Black Emperor
- Our Endless Numbered Days by Iron & Wine
- My Favorite Things by John Coltrane
- Operation: Doomsday by MF DOOM
- Pink Moon by Nick Drake
- Laughter Through Tears by Oi Va Voi
- Takk by Sigur Rós
- Michigan by Sufjan Stevens
- Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
- Simple Things by Zero 7
Favorite movies
editFavorite books
edit- Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
- That Was Then, This Is Now by S. E. Hinton
- Journey to Topaz: A Story of the Japanese-American Evacuation by Yoshiko Uchida
- The Secret Life of Salvador Dalí by Salvador Dali
- Under the Blood Red Sun by Graham Salisbury
- Tangerine by Edward Bloor
- The Cay by Theodore Taylor
- Soldier X by Don Wulffson
Go
editI hate go.
What I do
editNot a lot of major stuff, but I like what I do and I do what I like. LOL GOONS
What I'd like to do
editMajor in English and/or Philosophy. Become a politician.
Interesting stuffs
editNotes
edit- ^ It is generally accepted that CanbekEsen will become a towering quarterback for the Green Bay Packers, where he shall throw for 6,000 yards in a season and everyone will rejoice in his legacy as the heavens part. This was predicted by Nostradamus circa 1550, so ya'll know it's gon' happen.
- ^ Today is Friday, January 3 of 2025, and the current time is 04:24 (UTC/GMT).
- ^ I did not however, enjoy their suckage afterwards.
- ^ I have lived in a lot of different places through New Jersey, including East Hanover, Clifton, Little Falls, and Lyndhurst.
- ^ From 1970-1973