Bloopityboop

Bloopityboop
Scientific classification
Domain:	Eukaryota
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Mammalia
Order:	Primates
Suborder:	Haplorhini
Infraorder:	Simiiformes
Family:	Hominidae
Subfamily:	Homininae
Tribe:	Hominini
Genus:	Homo
Species:	H. sapiens
Subspecies:	H. s. sapiens
Trinomial name
Homo sapiens sapiens Linnaeus, 1758

The Bloopityboop is a male Homo sapiens sapiens.

Description

Tall, considering its original locality. Also very thin. Basically a noodle. Otherwise typical of any specimen of H. s. sapiens from its particular locality.

Distribution

It occurs in Canada, but has historically ranged through Northeast China. There are also unconfirmed reports of it in Australia, Cuba, Jamaica, Mexico, and the Hawaiian Archipelago.

Diet

A generalist. An indiscriminate eater that will consume anything that remotely resembles food. Fortunately does not actually eat that much.

Reproduction

No.

Conservation

Although it has no natural predators, Bloopitybloop is currently threatened by the lack of a lock on the bathroom door.