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Dont be a wiki criminal.


The Five Pillars of Wikipedia

About me

My name is Chris and I have been editing Wikipedia for approximately 8 years all told. I initially edited anonymously and only to articles that were of a military nature. These days I find my thrills battling vandalism and and welcoming new users.

I really have a dgaf attitude, however i try not to let it show in my work here or in the real world. I am an army veteran of multiple conflicts in my service. That being said, at times i may feel inclined to vent with an unarguably limited vocabulary containing variations of the word "fuck". At those times you should probably ignore me. Everyone else does.

If you want to talk to me you need only leave a message on my talk.

My interests



  The Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
For always beating me to the edit — Oli OR Pyfan! 04:00, 13 November 2009 (UTC)


  The Userpage Shield
Thanks for watching over User talk:tide rolls Tiderolls 05:20, 13 November 2009 (UTC)


Also, thanks for your efforts at Wikipedia:Recent changes. Tiderolls 05:20, 13 November 2009 (UTC)
  The Userpage Shield
Placed in recognition of services rendered Tiderolls 05:55, 20 November 2009 (UTC)


I appreciate the help on my user talk. Keep up the good work. Tiderolls 05:55, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

To look at later

History of unmanned combat air vehicles Sitno Castle

Funny stuff I have seen

This blocked user is asking that his or her block be reviewed:

  • 75.xx.xx.xx (block log • active blocks • global blocks • autoblocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock)
  • Reason for unblocking:

if i am not unblocked from wikipedia, i will make it my personal goal to find and kill every moderator of this stupid fucking online encyclopedia. I will then alter every celebrity's page to say that they're gay. let me back on this fucking site NOW. if i didnt vandalize these pages, you'd have no job to do. the way i see it, we're both doin our jobs, except your sucks, as does your life. FUCK WIKIPEDIA AND FUCK YOU


This is from a user I warned about his visual art work:

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I removed the authors IP because we really don't care who he was.

This message was left on a fellow vandal fighters talk page:

 I THINK I SEE THE C0CK NESS MONSTER          
                                                      
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Authors name removed for the above reason..