Draft:Amoudia John

Summary Amoudia John (Amoudius Johnicus), is a variant of a Robot specifically made for the global competition FTC. Its name can come seemingly randomly, and it is now the unofficial name for this type of robot, used mostly as a Meme.

If any member of the FTC community says "Amoudia John," You are legally obligated to say it back, or you suffer the consequences. These consequences can include getting the black death, instant death, or getting mogged.

Please say it back.

Please...

You don't want to die.

Amoudia John Subtypes

Little Timmy: A type of Amoudia John with very little experience. The age range of the builders is on average 11 or 12, although it can also be classified by the robot age, usually 1-2 years. This type of Amoudia John often looks for a partner in its lonely first years, although it gets rejected almost immediately. It usually is very depressed.

RoBob: A more experienced Amoudia John, this type is usually 3-4 years old. It is very surprised it has made it this far in life, and so it is very determined and jolly. It is, at this point, done looking for love.

Biology

Amoudia Johns are most often classified by their specific appearance. They most often have blue omni-strafing wheels, and a very square chassis. They have a very large arm that carries in appearance based on the year. They have 2 brains, and a large liver that is visible from the outside.

Habitat

Amoudia Johns are very rare in the wild, but their most common habitat is the Lamphere Public Schools.

Etymology

The name "Amoudia John" is derived from a very obscure and unknown language, lost to time. Few terms are still known from this language, with Amoudia John being one of the most prominent. Other words from this language include Deez Nutz and Sus.

Diet

Although they are robots, Amoudia Johns do have a very specific diet. They most commonly eat Screws, Nuts, and Bolts. They also enjoy Cranberry Sprite and souls.